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8 Things You Should Never Say to Your Husband.
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| Aug 1, 2011
| by Woman's Day
Posted on 08/03/2011 10:32:23 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
Just leave itIll do it myself! LOL. My wife can say that to me all day. She knows if she throws that out there, I'll say OK and won't feel an ounce of guilt at letting her do it! Doing things badly on purpose is called "creative incompetence" - designed to ensure that you never are asked to do a thing again.
Laurence J. Peter cited it in "The Peter Principle" as a strategy to avoid being promoted to your level of incompetence.
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:04:11 AM PDT
by
Maceman
(Obama: As American as nasei goreng)
To: US Navy Vet
Just as the 10 Commandments can really be boiled down into two (Love God, Love people) any list of wifely dos and don’ts can be boiled down to respecting that a man needs just three things in life:
Food, sex, and approval.
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:04:11 AM PDT
by
Atlas Sneezed
(Government borrowing is Taxation without Representation)
To: US Navy Vet
You break everything you touch.
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:04:16 AM PDT
by
bondserv
(God governs our universe and has seen fit to offer us a pardon. †)
To: Lazlo in PA
To: dragonblustar; N. Theknow
"Whaddaya mean, your kid?
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:10:04 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Would you like Satan fries with that?)
To: Logic n' Reason
the last one is “divorcin’ words”
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:12:57 AM PDT
by
longtermmemmory
(VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
To: Slings and Arrows
Honey, do this pants make my butt look fat?
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:15:05 AM PDT
by
BenKenobi
(Honkeys for Herman!)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
I learned to cook the same way you learned to make love! OUT OF A BOOK! My wife learned about sex from a manual. He was the gardener.
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:20:58 AM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: longtermmemmory
“Mohammed, your daughter is living in sin with a Jew and I support her”.
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:24:38 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: BenKenobi
for “i will do it myself” the correct answer is go ahead.
guilt blackmail must be fought on all fronts as an evil to marriage.
“do these pants make my butt look fat”. Answer the truth. Pants are either flattering or not flattering. Just say they are not flattering and that puts the blame on the pants.
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:25:48 AM PDT
by
longtermmemmory
(VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
To: Beelzebubba
You don’t even need sex. All she needs to do is tell him that sex is painful because his unit is too big. He’ll be too busy strutting around to worry about sex.
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:26:33 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: US Navy Vet
I’m sorry, but that article is very stupid.
The number one thing a woman should NEVER say to her husband is:
“NOT NOW, I HAVE A HEADACHE”
number 2 would be:
“I’m going shopping with (fill in the blank)”
and number 3:
“my mother needs money for (fill in the blank)”
number 4:
“I’m taking our daughter to the gynocologist”
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:26:43 AM PDT
by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: US Navy Vet
“The garbage truck is next door. Have you taken out the trash?”.............
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:28:17 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
("Treason doth never prosper.... What's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.")
To: mamelukesabre
Im taking our daughter to the gynocologist
You lost me on that one.
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:28:22 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: rusty millet
“Don’t do that in public!”.........................
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:29:16 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
("Treason doth never prosper.... What's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.")
To: longtermmemmory
What if all the pants are like that?
I’m bad for doing the “I will do it myself”, and I have to remind myself that letting other people do things make them feel good helping me. But that’s hard for me to do.
I’m not used to people helping me like that.
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:29:55 AM PDT
by
BenKenobi
(Honkeys for Herman!)
To: US Navy Vet
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:30:42 AM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing an idiot)
To: AppyPappy
really.
you like to hear that?
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posted on
08/03/2011 11:35:48 AM PDT
by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: US Navy Vet
“I just showered, come and get it! But be quick, my show comes on in a few minutes.”
To: Opinionated Blowhard
Actually I find that to be key in my relationship. Do not play word games with what you want. If you want something come out and say it.
In addition, a comment to ALL wives. Try very hard to answer the question you were asked, not what you think he should of said or the answer to the question in your head at the moment that has nothing to do with the situation at hand. I see that mistake in many relationship. I know Mars, Venus etc but still....
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