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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

“I learned to cook the same way you learned to make love! OUT OF A BOOK!”

My wife learned about sex from a manual. He was the gardener.

48 posted on 08/03/2011 11:20:58 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)

To: Mr Ramsbotham

Wife stands naked in front of the mirror.....

‘I look old, fat and ugly, pay me a compliment.’

Husband replies ‘Your eyesight is very good.’

64 posted on 08/03/2011 11:40:35 AM PDT by Petruchio (I Think . . . Therefor I FReep.)

To: Mr Ramsbotham

***My wife learned about sex from a manual. He was the gardener. ***

My ex got on a bus and the driver popped the clutch. She fell down and before she could get up she made $500.00.

76 posted on 08/03/2011 12:45:20 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Click my name. See my home page, if you dare! NEW PHOTOS & PAINTINGS)

To: Mr Ramsbotham

And his name was...Emanual.

79 posted on 08/03/2011 1:56:26 PM PDT by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)

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