Posted on 07/14/2011 9:02:42 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
What’s Danielle’s FR username, Clintie?
Are you serious? What's next, "Lobster Lovemaking" [parental discretion advised]????
You’d think that ratings warning would have came out when they were spending over 20% of the GDP, and especially as the recession progressed. I recommend solar powered calculators for Moody, Democrat economist, and Democrats
Shhhh...don’t say that too loudly or Joe Gorga will be pitching the show, with wifeypoo singing the themesong and lovesongs for lobsters.
Checking, will FReepmail you the particulars.
Help! What state is this call from???
And Joe Gorga will build a private studio and aquarium in the basement of their million-dollar home so that way the lobsters don’t have to leave the premises and can take care of their little baby lobsters as they’re barefoot and pregnant cooking in their little lobster kitchens....
ROCK LOBSTER ON DISPLAY ON DISPLAY ON DISPLAY....
EACH AND EVERY DAY EVERY DAY EVERY DAY....
Danielle In Woodbridge has not gotten back to me. She signed up the day she FReepmailed me.
Since I don’t read Books About Faces not sure if she will reply as she asked.
AND stop making fun of TV shows that involve testosterone!
WELCOME TO FR, DANIELLE!!!
Beware of the right-wing nutjobs in here! :-)
Welcome...
Those same fish are worth millions and millions to the sport fishing industry and our bag and size limits are ever so strict one or two fish at most yet they think nothing of wiping them out for a Japanese sushi bar. It's all BS.
('no budget' Dingy Harry) Reid: No Social Security checks without debt deal
LOL...OMG - I can totally see this happening. Except the aquarium will be larger than the studio.
And Kathy can run her restaurant out of the basement as well. It’ll be a family business.
Could be Axelrod,Jarrett,Geithner, Bernanke,Plouffe or someone else,wish I knew.
Moodys sounds like just another pawn in the pocket of the regime.
They fly over and find tuna schools. Tell the boat where they are. The boat throws out sardines while another boat wraps a net around them. Scuba divers jump in the net and grab sharks and kicks them out. Then they drag the net back to port, feed the tuna a lot more so they get fat and make $10 million a catch.
HA! That’s cool I don’t care who you are.
I thought we were losing the AAA rating?
I was interested right up until the “...grab sharks...”.
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