Shhhh...don’t say that too loudly or Joe Gorga will be pitching the show, with wifeypoo singing the themesong and lovesongs for lobsters.
And Joe Gorga will build a private studio and aquarium in the basement of their million-dollar home so that way the lobsters don’t have to leave the premises and can take care of their little baby lobsters as they’re barefoot and pregnant cooking in their little lobster kitchens....
ROCK LOBSTER ON DISPLAY ON DISPLAY ON DISPLAY....
EACH AND EVERY DAY EVERY DAY EVERY DAY....