[Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!]

Teleprompter needs two hours to program.

[CodeToad]

Is it raining at the golf course?

[DeaconRed]

I can save all of you the time. Here is what ZERO will say:
My fellow Americans (& My fellow Kwnyans & my fellow muslims and all my brothers & sisters all over the world)
George Bush left me with one big mess. I am working as hard as I can to clean up his BIG MESS. I even gave up golf one day, I can't remember exactly what day that was might have been raining that day.
We need more money to solve this problem. I am going to take more from those of you with jobs. Those without jobs, be patient remember Rome was not built in one day. It took at least a week.
The shovel ready jobs were not shovel ready. I know you saw me laughing about that. It was kinda Funny because "W" left me a note and said to get some shovel ready jobs for yall.
Remember now when the election rolls around remember it is not my fault. . . . . . You wanted change and you got it. Now just cool your heels and wait. I will do better the next 4. I was only a community organizer and this job is tough. I need another 4 years Thank you, BO

[ken5050]

Thank God that Casey isn’t being released today..the networks would go bananas..

[ScottinVA]

Admit it, Obama... you failed.

We’ll heartily accept your resignation and that of your entire regime now.

[dirtymac]

Read the book 1984. He will report that due to his hurclean efforts and socialist programs of massive overnment spending the unemployment rate has plunged to now only 9.2%; the most significant drop since (fill in a date). This marks the end of the Republican era recession and a new begining of the era of big government. this is the time we have been waiting for and now the oceans can begin to recede. (sarc is now off)

[The Bronze Titan]

"...just words? Just speeches?"

[ohioWfan]

What is REAL unemployment at now?

Obama should just make himself scarce and pretend he's working.

[depressed in 06]

I really need another speech about how he will not rest until the economy is producing more jobs, before, the EPA announces more jobs killing regulations and he goes to play around of golf.

[ml/nj]

Better title would be Obama reads at 10:35 a.m.

ML/NJ

[Vermont Lt]

My fantasy:

He hands the prompter guy four pages right before he goes on air...a la LBJ

...and the rest of the day is blissful.

I can dream, can’t I?

[Red Badger]

The government revised April and May payrolls to show 44,000 fewer jobs created than previously reported.

So, they lied last month, too..................what will it be next month?..

[xzins]

This president has had 3 years to get it right and it’s obvious that he has made it worse.

There is no longer any legitimate reason to blame anyone else. These are his policies, they’ve been in place for more than enough time, and what we are seeing is the results of those policies working out in the economy, and it isn’t pretty.

They believed bankruptcy-level spending would work and all it’s done is lead us toward bankruptcy.

In his yet-another-speech, he will blame Bush. Then he will blame conservatives, the rich, the entrepreneurs, energy, and education.

He will deliver a campaign-style speech that demonizes all believers in free markets.

[svcw]

This is what he will say: we need another stimulus of $3 trillion, to further jump start the economy; Republicans have blocked all job creating bills; the debit ceiling must be raised; this economic down turn started because of GW Bush’s policies; and wealthy (over $250K) must be required to pay their fair share.

[LOC1]

Obama will probably say something like “we have to redouble our efforts to improve employment” If he does, WE should remember that two times zero is still equal to zero.

[The Bronze Titan]

"BREAKING-- ObamaTeleprompter speaks at 10:35 a.m. (9.2% unemployment)

[smokingfrog]

Jobs will be my #1 priority.....

.... Right after I get back from my vacation on Martha’s Vinyard.

[shield]

boohoo this makes me me me me me look so bad....the more tv time this illegal alien does...the worse it is for him. People are sick of his condescending whining...every word that comes out of his mouth are nothing but lies lies lies and we all know it...

[OpusatFR]

The Boy-Queen: “I’m only a little more than a third way through my economic policy. In the next five years you will see the results of my economic team’s planning.”

I already heard this particular piece of claptrap lately.

Apparently, the Boy-Queen administration is trying to convince the masses that his term is 8 years.

[TomGuy]

ATMs got the blame the last time.

Probably vending machines are responsible for the new increase in joblessness.

[RVN Airplane Driver]

I think I can speak for all Americans who have a even a partial working brain: Who cares?