Meghan ... buy a vowel
Meghan McCain is good for one thing and one thing only. And even that is debatable.
#1 Moo
#2 Moo
#3 moo & moo
#4 Moo
#5 Moo
#6 Moo
#7 Moo
Thank Moo
Meghan dear, just because daddy is a senator (a RINO) doesn’t mean we need to follow you or your advice, nor do we need your opinion so keep it to yourself. One bit of advice from me though. It would be great for Arizona and the country as a whole if you would tell daddy to ride into the sunset and take Goober Graham with him.
Because having a father who can’t decide which party he belongs to makes one a expert on such matters.
Meghan ... buy a vowel
So if we act like Democrats, we win?
Did she scribble this on a Denny’s child menu in crayon after a hard night trollin’ the bars?
I was hoping they were 7 diet tips - MEOW!
Hey, Meghan! I gotta a gift for you!..................
She could’ve just cut it down to 1 tip -— be a liberal.
"My daughter will attempt to screw the GOP for us
just like last time. Stop getting so excited, Milt."
Tips 1-5 were not bad, if rather obvious. Then she went all “run to the middle” which is how somebody ..... now who was that? ..... lost to Obama.
Megan’s List
Get fat like Me
Twitter pics of your clevage like I do.
Write silly, dirty, sexy books
Yuck it up with The View harpies
support my daddy
seek my opinions
keep mommy’s beer business thriving
That should do it.
My one tip for Meghan:
Shut your cake-hole and just go away.
I'd like to put that one to a vote, Meghan.
I'm including myself in that group. I can't stop. She's too perfectly stupid and wrong to ignore.
In this way, her brain is analogous to Helen Thomas' face.
1. Lose some weight. No one likes a big mouthed, loser, but they like a fat, big mouthed, loser even less.
2. Stop talking. Every time you open your mouth, you seem to reinforce that "loser" image.
3. Stick to what you know. I realize it isn't much, but you could have quite a happy life spending your time coloring and doing "Connect the Dots" puzzles.
4. Get some morals. You'll be a lot less unhappy and diseased if you stop playing the skank.
5. Get some decent clothes. In addition to not playin gthe skank, you have to stop dressing like one.
6. Get an actual job. Even a job cleaning up doggie doo in the local pet store would have more meaning than what you are doing with your life now.
7. Stop trying to ride Daddy's coattails. Those coattails barely cover his behind - they simply can't carry you as well.
Number One Tip for Meghan McCain:
We don’t give a f***.
Make us happy, Chubby...just come out of the closet, and go march in some parades. It will be awesome. You’ll make LOTS of friends.
Heheheehe:
In the comments:
Meghan have you read the what Sarah Palin has said about your family through Bristol in her book?
Bristol Palin Reveals True Feelings About the McCain’s
Palin writes that the first time she met the 26-year-old daughter of Sen. John McCain, she “ignored us during the entire visit.” This was just before Senator McCain introduced Sarah Palin as his running mate. Palin adds that she “had a sneaking suspicion I might need to watch my back.”
“Every time we saw Meghan, she seemed to be constantly checking us out, comparing my family to hers and complaining,” she writes. “Oh the complaining.”
Cindy McCain, the senator’s wife, also rubbed the eldest Palin daughter the wrong way.
“I’d never seen people with so much Louis Vuitton luggage, so many cell phones, and so many constant helpers to do hair and makeup,” Palin writes, adding that the would-be first lady looked “like a queen” and held “herself like royalty.”
Palin writes that she was shocked when the senator’s wife offered to be a godmother to her unborn baby: “I had just met her and I wondered why she wanted any type of guardianship over my child.”
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/bristol-palin-tells...
To summarize Meghan’s tips:
1. Don’t try to be “cool”; the media has given the “cool” award to Obama already; you CAN’T out-cool Obama. (This is actually probably valid advice, though the bimbo uses it as an attempt to slam Sarah.)
2. Sharpen your message rather than using lame gimmicky commercials. (Meghan stumbled upon a valid point here. Christine O’Donnell’s “I’m not a Witch” commercial, which Meg cites, was a dismal flop that failed to articulate a message. Conservatives must effectively articulate the limited government message.)
3. Focus on the liberal Northeast (New Hampshire) rather than Red State Middle America (Iowa). (I would prefer that our serious GOP candidates minimize both Iowa and New Hampshire and let the really Red Republican states have more influence in selecting our candidate myself.)
4. Suck up to liberal idiots like Rachel MadCow. (This is actually tip number 6, but 4 and 5 aren’t even worthy of a twitter comment.
7. Flip the middle finger to the conservative base. (She words it a little differently than that, but that is the gist of her 7th point.
So, bottom line is that out of her 7 points, two have some slight validity to them.