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Meghan McCain's 7 Tips for Republican Hopefuls
The Daily Beast ^ | June 21, 2011 | Meghan McCain

Posted on 06/21/2011 8:12:03 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

With last week's debate behind them, Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty, Michele Bachmann, and others have officially kicked off the race for the GOP presidential nomination. But do any of them have the chops to topple Obama in 2012? Meghan McCain offers seven tips on what they should do between now and then.

Dear Republican candidates running for president in 2012:

You are up against one of the most media-beloved presidents in history, one journalists will do almost anything to protect. You are running against a man who has created a cult following and a narrative that transcends popular culture. How is it possible that this is the best we’re doing so far?

Now, before we get too ahead of ourselves, it is the beginning of summer and not exactly in the fall fever of primary politics. But just like an awkward blind date, you need a good opening line. The average American can’t tell you the difference between Rick Perry and Jon Huntsman (yet). Most young voters my age don't remember Newt Gingrich's claim to fame; after all, the Clinton impeachment trial was so ‘90s.

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TOPICS: Politics/Elections
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

OMG! That fat valley girl is giving us dumbo hicks sage political advice! How lucky we are.


21 posted on 06/21/2011 8:21:13 AM PDT by Nonstatist
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To: bcsco
so full of herself

And an extensive assortment of pork rolls. And Hot Pockets. And batter-fried DoubleStuff Oreos.

22 posted on 06/21/2011 8:21:37 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Someone stole Meghan's computer and typed out the intro and first five points. (It might have even been her pet cat dancing on the keys) They actually made some sense. Then she wrestled the computer back and typed the last two (6: Make Friends With Rachel Maddow and 7: This is the most important...forget the extreme right.) with he usual insane view on Republicanism.
23 posted on 06/21/2011 8:22:04 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! Tea Party extremism is a badge of honor.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Meghan McCain is good for one thing and one thing only. And even that is debatable.


24 posted on 06/21/2011 8:22:09 AM PDT by youngidiot (Hear Hear!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

#1 Moo
#2 Moo
#3 moo & moo
#4 Moo
#5 Moo
#6 Moo
#7 Moo

Thank Moo


25 posted on 06/21/2011 8:22:39 AM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: burroak

Honestly, there ought to be an FR rule about any posting involving fat, drunk, clueless beer heiress Meaghan McCain. No one cares what this overweight trust fund kid thinks. Tip for Meaghan: ease up on the cheeseburgers and pastry.


26 posted on 06/21/2011 8:22:55 AM PDT by Astronaut
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Meghan dear, just because daddy is a senator (a RINO) doesn’t mean we need to follow you or your advice, nor do we need your opinion so keep it to yourself. One bit of advice from me though. It would be great for Arizona and the country as a whole if you would tell daddy to ride into the sunset and take Goober Graham with him.


27 posted on 06/21/2011 8:24:30 AM PDT by mardi59
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Because having a father who can’t decide which party he belongs to makes one a expert on such matters.


28 posted on 06/21/2011 8:24:57 AM PDT by liberalh8ter
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To: apillar
an Anti-Palin, Anti-Bachmann screed and a push for a “moderate”.


29 posted on 06/21/2011 8:25:11 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
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Meghan ... buy a vowel

30 posted on 06/21/2011 8:25:29 AM PDT by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

So if we act like Democrats, we win?

Did she scribble this on a Denny’s child menu in crayon after a hard night trollin’ the bars?


31 posted on 06/21/2011 8:25:42 AM PDT by Kandy Atz ("Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want for bread.")
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To: ladyjane

I was hoping they were 7 diet tips - MEOW!


32 posted on 06/21/2011 8:26:10 AM PDT by Senator Pardek ( It might be hard for some of the younger Freepers to believe, but in 1982)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Hey, Meghan! I gotta a gift for you!..................

33 posted on 06/21/2011 8:26:51 AM PDT by Red Badger (Nothing is a 'right' if someone has to give it to you................)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

She could’ve just cut it down to 1 tip -— be a liberal.


34 posted on 06/21/2011 8:27:27 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: KarlInOhio
Then she wrestled the computer back and typed the last two (6: Make Friends With Rachel Maddow and 7: This is the most important...forget the extreme right.) with he usual insane view on Republicanism.


35 posted on 06/21/2011 8:28:59 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

"My daughter will attempt to screw the GOP for us
just like last time. Stop getting so excited, Milt."

Tip No 4: Be Prepared to Outlast Palin Fever.
The big question is if Sarah Palin will
decide to run for president.
It's anyone's guess at this point,
and I don't think even she knows the answer.
If she enters the race,
there will be a proverbial tsunami
of media coverage for months.
Don’t panic and ride it out."

36 posted on 06/21/2011 8:30:10 AM PDT by Diogenesis (Nothing surpasses the complexity of the human mind. - Leto II: Dar-es-Balat)
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To: burroak

Longest 15 minutes

EVER


37 posted on 06/21/2011 8:30:51 AM PDT by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)
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To: Diogenesis
Hey, Meghan:


38 posted on 06/21/2011 8:32:21 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Tips 1-5 were not bad, if rather obvious. Then she went all “run to the middle” which is how somebody ..... now who was that? ..... lost to Obama.


39 posted on 06/21/2011 8:33:45 AM PDT by cdcdawg
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Megan’s List

Get fat like Me
Twitter pics of your clevage like I do.
Write silly, dirty, sexy books
Yuck it up with The View harpies
support my daddy
seek my opinions
keep mommy’s beer business thriving

That should do it.


40 posted on 06/21/2011 8:34:18 AM PDT by dforest
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