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Meghan McCain's 7 Tips for Republican Hopefuls
The Daily Beast ^
| June 21, 2011
| Meghan McCain
Posted on 06/21/2011 8:12:03 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
With last week's debate behind them, Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty, Michele Bachmann, and others have officially kicked off the race for the GOP presidential nomination. But do any of them have the chops to topple Obama in 2012? Meghan McCain offers seven tips on what they should do between now and then.
Dear Republican candidates running for president in 2012:
You are up against one of the most media-beloved presidents in history, one journalists will do almost anything to protect. You are running against a man who has created a cult following and a narrative that transcends popular culture. How is it possible that this is the best were doing so far?
Now, before we get too ahead of ourselves, it is the beginning of summer and not exactly in the fall fever of primary politics. But just like an awkward blind date, you need a good opening line. The average American cant tell you the difference between Rick Perry and Jon Huntsman (yet). Most young voters my age don't remember Newt Gingrich's claim to fame; after all, the Clinton impeachment trial was so 90s.
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TOPICS: Politics/Elections
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
OMG! That fat valley girl is giving us dumbo hicks sage political advice! How lucky we are.
To: bcsco
so full of herselfAnd an extensive assortment of pork rolls. And Hot Pockets. And batter-fried DoubleStuff Oreos.
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:21:37 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Someone stole Meghan's computer and typed out the intro and first five points. (It might have even been her pet cat dancing on the keys) They actually made some sense. Then she wrestled the computer back and typed the last two (6: Make Friends With Rachel Maddow and 7: This is the most important...forget the extreme right.) with he usual insane view on Republicanism.
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:22:04 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! Tea Party extremism is a badge of honor.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Meghan McCain is good for one thing and one thing only. And even that is debatable.
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:22:09 AM PDT
by
youngidiot
(Hear Hear!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
#1 Moo
#2 Moo
#3 moo & moo
#4 Moo
#5 Moo
#6 Moo
#7 Moo
Thank Moo
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:22:39 AM PDT
by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: burroak
Honestly, there ought to be an FR rule about any posting involving fat, drunk, clueless beer heiress Meaghan McCain. No one cares what this overweight trust fund kid thinks. Tip for Meaghan: ease up on the cheeseburgers and pastry.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Meghan dear, just because daddy is a senator (a RINO) doesn’t mean we need to follow you or your advice, nor do we need your opinion so keep it to yourself. One bit of advice from me though. It would be great for Arizona and the country as a whole if you would tell daddy to ride into the sunset and take Goober Graham with him.
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:24:30 AM PDT
by
mardi59
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Because having a father who can’t decide which party he belongs to makes one a expert on such matters.
To: apillar
an Anti-Palin, Anti-Bachmann screed and a push for a moderate.
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:25:11 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Meghan ... buy a vowel
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:25:29 AM PDT
by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
So if we act like Democrats, we win?
Did she scribble this on a Denny’s child menu in crayon after a hard night trollin’ the bars?
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:25:42 AM PDT
by
Kandy Atz
("Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want for bread.")
To: ladyjane
I was hoping they were 7 diet tips - MEOW!
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:26:10 AM PDT
by
Senator Pardek
( It might be hard for some of the younger Freepers to believe, but in 1982)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Hey, Meghan! I gotta a gift for you!..................
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:26:51 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Nothing is a 'right' if someone has to give it to you................)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
She could’ve just cut it down to 1 tip -— be a liberal.
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:27:27 AM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: KarlInOhio
Then she wrestled the computer back and typed the last two (6: Make Friends With Rachel Maddow and 7: This is the most important...forget the extreme right.) with he usual insane view on Republicanism.
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:28:59 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:30:10 AM PDT
by
Diogenesis
(Nothing surpasses the complexity of the human mind. - Leto II: Dar-es-Balat)
To: burroak
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:30:51 AM PDT
by
atc23
(The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)
To: Diogenesis
Hey, Meghan:
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:32:21 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Tips 1-5 were not bad, if rather obvious. Then she went all “run to the middle” which is how somebody ..... now who was that? ..... lost to Obama.
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:33:45 AM PDT
by
cdcdawg
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Megan’s List
Get fat like Me
Twitter pics of your clevage like I do.
Write silly, dirty, sexy books
Yuck it up with The View harpies
support my daddy
seek my opinions
keep mommy’s beer business thriving
That should do it.
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posted on
06/21/2011 8:34:18 AM PDT
by
dforest
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