Posted on 05/19/2011 8:35:23 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hey Mitch, why don’t we just have a Miss Congeniality contest instead of an election?
Mitch wants to be liked. Awww . . .
Remind me never to stay in that hotel.
Palestine wasn’t a country before Israel was it?
Mitchie-Poo: Can’t we all just get along?
Nope, it was a British occupied territory. It was called palestine, but not because Palestians lived there. The palestinians were in Jordan and Egypt and adopted the name Palestians to claim ownership of the land.
Bravo, Sensei!
He’ll get back to ya, after he asks his wife. ;)
snicker
if the bc reaches a critical mass
rush, hannity, levin, o’reilly
will be on it.
no “established” media want to touch it for fear of ostracism.
Rush’s sarcasm about bringing Obama policies to the Middle East was excellent!
That’s one reason Rush doesn’t have many interviews. He doesn’t like to be rude to people he respects.
“That argument is the same argument he used when he got on that couch with Pelosi, that people already believe global warming is real.”
It’s really sad, isn’t it? I believe that Newt is a brilliant patriot, but it became clear to me when he stonewalled the Burton hearings back in the 90s that he was compromised. FBI files? Craig Livingston? Hard to say.
Rush could have ignored it if he is afraid of "ostracism." Instead he stated that Obama has put the issue to bed, implicitly accepting the forgery.
Shame on Rush.
ML/NJ
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