Posted on 05/19/2011 8:35:23 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
i have the impression that rush wanted that interview to end before it started
me too....kinda like Rush did not wanna lose a poker partner but did not care to hear Newt spin
That was kind of a creepy reference. And what does his wife’s knowledge of Paul Ryan have to do with anything???
The GOP establishment and cheerleaders will decide that our candidate should be Newt McRomnabee, a self-made millionaire policy wonk skirt-chasing war hero that plays the banjo. So get used to the idea of four more years of Obama.
Just proving one is a conservative DOES NOT mean they should be president.
Noot is a big fat liar. I’m done with him.
To me it almost sounded as if Newt was saying, “I’ve been thinking about economics and public policy since Paul Ryan was in diapers.”
are you watching the dittocam? he looked frustrated and yes, I suppose your assessment rings true as well.
Bullshit...........study the 2010 elections and then get back to me
Oh boy, I gotta tell you, I can’t relate to defeatism.
Bibi should start goading 0bama to make more negative proclamations and influence 2012.
Libtards will cheer and we will get the WH.
when he awkwardly ended the interview saying he was out of time - them talked on for another few minutes - i thought that was a clue
I realize that we're all supposed to be involved in "serious, respectful conversations", but I've got some real bad news.
I've enjoyed all of the benefits of Government studies, programs, "fairness", yadayada that I should have to tolerate.
The very next time anybody in government (or wannabe in) walks into my presence and begins to tell me about all the things he/she/whatever is "going to do for you", that individual better have a real good move out of the joint, because I may very well grab 'em by their turkey neck, tar and feather 'em and send 'em out of sight on the most splintery rail I can find.
The REALLY bad news is that after the experience of the last two (or ten for some) years, I've got a really, really good attitude.
Did you bump your head before you wrote that?
The tea party is the majority now or were you sleeping the last couple years?
such and attentive listener you are
yes, that “conversation with the American People,” should include something to do with our founding and what is right and wrong.
Last night, I sat with two Shia muzzies, discussing the Middle East. Their first half hour was about how Sunnis are scum because they are the violent side giving all muzzies a bad name. Then the discussion switched to Israel.
In their mis-history, Israel isn’t Jewish. And the Zionists are getting what they deserve because of what they did before Israel became a nation. They claimed that they love Jews, but they hate Israel.
They do not believe achmadamnnutjob threatened Israel. At the end, when I pointed out that they feel Sunnis, of which Palestinians are, that they hate Jews more because they support the Palestinians to defeat Israel. Then, they claimed that Israel is not Jewish.
I asked them why we in the USA do not hear about the problems Israel is causing. They said that it is because the Jews support American media. I then pointed out they just said that Israel wasn’t Jewish, but Zionists.
Their intellectual engines started smoking, not being able to compute.
Did Rush seek the interview or did Noot beg him for a chance to rehabilitate himself?
Rick Perry mention again! And a Mitchie-Poo sound bite! LOL!
No Daniels!
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