Posted on 05/18/2011 4:19:26 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA
Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?
That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." And while it's no joke, CDC officials say it's all about emergency preparation.
"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency."
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
Didn’t I just read this?
Here is how to build your house.
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/05/18/zombie-proof-house-survive-undead-apocalypse/
Rule #1 - Cardio. You must be able to move fast and keep moving.
Rule #2 - Double-tap.
Coming next - Teach Tolerance: How To Make Vampire Feel Accepted.
entitlement zombies when the money runs out
I am prepared for the Zombie apocalypse.
It won’t be people who are literally the living dead, but they will be the inner cities denizens who are starving for food and goods after the crap hits the fan.
It won;t be no physical virus but the mental virus of liberalism and communism and socialism that will drive the inner city looters to the fertile countryside.....
Ha Ha! I wonder if the CDC will finally get off their anti-gun crusade! Afterall, we will need to shoot them in the brain.
Truthfully, I want my f***ing tax money back from the CDC.
Somewhere saw the same thing only it was Ron Paul zombies.
They actually thought that if they stopped bothering everyone they wouldnt get shot in the head.
Stock up on ammo and reloading supplies.
sadly there is a portion of the population that will take this seriously....if the government says there is a possibility of a zombie apocalypse than it must be so
Will they be led by Apo-Calypso Louie? After all, zombies are a Caribbean tradition, mon.
The z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e is election day 2012.
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