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Things You Should Never Ask A Democrat (Fun On A Wed. Morning)
tcrlaf | 04-12-11 | TCRLAF

Posted on 04/13/2011 6:28:29 AM PDT by tcrlaf

Just a little fun on an an early morning! Please fell free to add your own quips, on things that send our Democrat/liberal friends in to low orbit.

Mine so far: "So, have you seen real Obama's Birth Certificate, yet?"

"Have you paid your taxes lately?"

"How's those gas prices, eh?"

"What happened to your 'Close Gitmo NOW!' sign?"


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: democrats; fun; humor; hypocrisy; irony
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To: tcrlaf
"Well, since we don't have his birth certificate -- and actually don't know how old he really is...it's possible that 2012 won't be early retirement for him, after all. Right?"
81 posted on 04/13/2011 9:33:48 AM PDT by Colofornian
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To: tcrlaf

“Hey, I heard Lloyd’s of London say they wouldn’t recommend any continued unemployment insurance scheme for American employees if Obama wins re-election.”


82 posted on 04/13/2011 9:38:25 AM PDT by Colofornian
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To: Jeff Chandler

“(Upon viewing a liberal with her child) That one got away, huh?”

I used this on a pro-abort lib whacko a little while ago, just as she was ranting on Repubs and planned parenthood.

Man, she nearly went homicidal!!!


83 posted on 04/13/2011 9:41:31 AM PDT by tcrlaf (2012 Slogan: "You'd Have To Be Insane, To Vote For Hussein!")
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To: tcrlaf

“So Obama’s running for re-election? It’s nice to know he’s so willing to be laid off like so many of the rest of us — just so he can feel our pain.”


84 posted on 04/13/2011 9:47:38 AM PDT by Colofornian
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To: tcrlaf

What do you mean you lost your house and a## in two years?.


85 posted on 04/13/2011 9:54:14 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: tcrlaf

Why is that 10 million+ aborted black babies since Roe Wade isn’t racist genocide?


86 posted on 04/13/2011 10:04:24 AM PDT by PilotDave (No, really, you just can't make this stuff up!!!)
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To: tcrlaf
"Once Obama loses, all's not lost for him. He can still run for the Kenyan presidency. Right?"
87 posted on 04/13/2011 10:08:34 AM PDT by Colofornian
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To: tcrlaf

“You environmentalists, you ZPGers, you NPGers, you social engineers. You keep talking about ‘sustainability.’ Isn’t it about time you applied that to Obama’s wannabe budget?”


88 posted on 04/13/2011 10:10:08 AM PDT by Colofornian
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To: tcrlaf

“I’m starting to change my mind on border security. It’s lookin’ more & more like I’ll have to head over to Canada regularly to access their superior healthcare.”


89 posted on 04/13/2011 10:12:59 AM PDT by Colofornian
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To: tcrlaf

“Did you hear Obama’s IRS is coming out with a new tax form in 2012? There’s a line you can fill in: “Number of Government dependents ___________”


90 posted on 04/13/2011 10:17:29 AM PDT by Colofornian
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To: tcrlaf

Bookmark


91 posted on 04/13/2011 10:19:40 AM PDT by antisocial (Texas SCV - Deo Vindice)
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To: immadashell

I had that as my tagline for a while.


92 posted on 04/13/2011 10:27:07 AM PDT by kalee (The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: tcrlaf

How are the “changes” working for you?

Will you still vote for Chairman O now that he’s trying to look and sound like a moderate?

If ObamaCare is so great, why have something over 2000 exemtions been granted? And, don’t exemptions just raise the cost for the rest of us?

With all of his Golf outings, has O’s golf score gone down as fast as his approval rating?


93 posted on 04/13/2011 10:32:33 AM PDT by jda ("Righteousness exalts a nation . . .")
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To: jda

My favorite:

“Hey, did you know some *sshole put an Obama sticker on your car?”


94 posted on 04/13/2011 2:30:05 PM PDT by UCANSEE2
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To: UCANSEE2
My favorite: “Hey, did you know some *sshole put an Obama sticker on your car?”

Trying to type a response while laughing so hard is really difficult!!!

95 posted on 04/13/2011 2:38:09 PM PDT by jda ("Righteousness exalts a nation . . .")
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To: jda
Step into a lib pub when they're watching a Bamaran speach and ask;

Does anyone know who the HELL he's talking to?

96 posted on 04/13/2011 3:02:52 PM PDT by 4woodenboats (Just one more lie on top of a life built on lies.)
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To: tcrlaf

“Don’t you feel the least bit ashamed that your leader named his fund-raising organization ‘ofay’ ?”


97 posted on 04/13/2011 5:20:30 PM PDT by fnord (Republicans are just the right-wing of the left-wing of American politics)
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To: tcrlaf

Good one!!!


98 posted on 04/18/2011 9:24:36 AM PDT by CPT Clay (Pick up your weapon and follow me.)
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