Posted on 04/13/2011 6:28:29 AM PDT by tcrlaf
Just a little fun on an an early morning! Please fell free to add your own quips, on things that send our Democrat/liberal friends in to low orbit.
Mine so far: "So, have you seen real Obama's Birth Certificate, yet?"
"Have you paid your taxes lately?"
"How's those gas prices, eh?"
"What happened to your 'Close Gitmo NOW!' sign?"
“Hey, I heard Lloyd’s of London say they wouldn’t recommend any continued unemployment insurance scheme for American employees if Obama wins re-election.”
“(Upon viewing a liberal with her child) That one got away, huh?”
I used this on a pro-abort lib whacko a little while ago, just as she was ranting on Repubs and planned parenthood.
Man, she nearly went homicidal!!!
“So Obama’s running for re-election? It’s nice to know he’s so willing to be laid off like so many of the rest of us — just so he can feel our pain.”
What do you mean you lost your house and a## in two years?.
Why is that 10 million+ aborted black babies since Roe Wade isn’t racist genocide?
“You environmentalists, you ZPGers, you NPGers, you social engineers. You keep talking about ‘sustainability.’ Isn’t it about time you applied that to Obama’s wannabe budget?”
“I’m starting to change my mind on border security. It’s lookin’ more & more like I’ll have to head over to Canada regularly to access their superior healthcare.”
“Did you hear Obama’s IRS is coming out with a new tax form in 2012? There’s a line you can fill in: “Number of Government dependents ___________”
Bookmark
I had that as my tagline for a while.
How are the “changes” working for you?
Will you still vote for Chairman O now that he’s trying to look and sound like a moderate?
If ObamaCare is so great, why have something over 2000 exemtions been granted? And, don’t exemptions just raise the cost for the rest of us?
With all of his Golf outings, has O’s golf score gone down as fast as his approval rating?
My favorite:
“Hey, did you know some *sshole put an Obama sticker on your car?”
Trying to type a response while laughing so hard is really difficult!!!
Does anyone know who the HELL he's talking to?
“Don’t you feel the least bit ashamed that your leader named his fund-raising organization ‘ofay’ ?”
Good one!!!
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