Archaeologists Find 'Gay Caveman' Near Prague

Time News Feed ^ | 04-07-2001 | William Lee Adams

[Renfield]

Kamila Remisova Vesinova and her team of researchers from the Czech Archeological Society believe they have unearthed the remains of an early homosexual man. The remains date from around 2900-2500 B.C., on the outskirts of Prague.

That claim stems from the fact the 5,000-year old skeleton was buried in a manner reserved for women in the Corded Ware culture: its head was pointed east rather than west, and its remains were surrounded by domestic jugs rather than by hammers, flint knives and weapons that typically accompany male remains....

[muawiyah]

Or, he was simply a domestic servant not at all entitled to the respect of a warrior.

[martin_fierro]

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His cave was decorated to perfection.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Most people aren’t aware that in North America there were gay Indians. They weren’t persecuted (in fact, they were looked upon with something akin to superstitious awe) but they were given no honor as men. Their roles included looking after the women while the real men were out hunting and fighting.

[muawiyah]

Real engineers made an assumption that they could design a very long interstate bridge in Minneapolis only to see it fall down years before it's time.

[Baynative]

[LibWhacker]

That’s a ridiculous leap.

[imfrmdixie]

[newzjunkey]

Same story, different source TIME vs. Telegraph.

I find the "conclusion" specious.

[FlingWingFlyer]

It sounds like Kamila Remisova Vesinova and her team might have a “gay” thing going on in their camp.

[massatoosits]

I’m with you kid. But never forget that some of the assumptions that scientists and PE’s have operated on have led to some disasters as well. I revert to Socrates caution that “all I know is that I know nothing” as a fair way to approach much of everything.

[Christian Engineer Mass]

Sure did. They build many billions of other things which work perfectly though. Don’t give me single-item emotional arguments pls. That’s what democrats do.

[SamuraiScot]

Most people aren’t aware that in North America there were gay Indians.

The Gay Head Indians, no doubt.

One is mentioned in Moby Dick, but on second thought, never mind.

[When do we get liberated?]

Sounds gay to me....

[Bobalu]

[muawiyah]

Levees and canal embankments in New Orleans ~ gazillion different pieces of gravel in there, and they failed.

Got something else?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Most people aren’t aware that in North America there were gay Indians.

During the exploration of the SW by Coronado they found whole villages of “sodomites” along the Indians of Northern Mexico.

[Sherman Logan]

If real scientists and engineers made the kind of wild assumptions they do, we would still be in the dark ages.

Not to mention that crossing a bridge or flying in an airplane would be very risky activities.

[Zeppo]

If real scientists and engineers made the kind of wild assumptions they do, we would still be in the dark ages.

Unfortunately, some of them actually do, and we still are.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

One is mentioned in Moby Dick, but on second thought, never mind.

Moby Dick sounds like a social disease.

[Christian Engineer Mass]

“we still are”

In the dark ages? Exaggerate much?!