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Swedish flamingoes massacred in frenzied anteater attack
The Local (Sweden) ^ | April 5, 2011

Posted on 04/07/2011 8:17:49 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement

A flock of ten flamingoes have met a brutal end at a zoo in Eskilstuna in eastern Sweden after a curious anteater broke into their compound and clawed them to death, leaving a further five birds nursing injuries.

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It could be a hate crime.
1 posted on 04/07/2011 8:17:55 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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This is almost like a gag headline


2 posted on 04/07/2011 8:18:59 AM PDT by therightliveswithus
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flamingoes, not flaming gays


3 posted on 04/07/2011 8:19:14 AM PDT by babble-on
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Little slice of California, right up by the Arctic Circle.


4 posted on 04/07/2011 8:19:40 AM PDT by Steely Tom (Obama goes on long after the thrill of Obama is gone)
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Anteaters? ZOT!


5 posted on 04/07/2011 8:19:54 AM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|http://pure-gas.org|Must be a day for changing taglines)
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6 posted on 04/07/2011 8:19:54 AM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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Anteaters: Worse than the Amish!


7 posted on 04/07/2011 8:20:11 AM PDT by Panzerlied ("We shall never surrender!")
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8 posted on 04/07/2011 8:25:28 AM PDT by Sax
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Curiosity killed the flamingo.


9 posted on 04/07/2011 8:25:35 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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10 posted on 04/07/2011 8:27:08 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Of course Laz would hit it!)
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This photo shown just before the attack


11 posted on 04/07/2011 8:27:21 AM PDT by greatdefender (If You Want Peace.....Prepare For War)
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Ant eaters sound like Jackie Mason... who knew?


12 posted on 04/07/2011 8:29:22 AM PDT by brownsfan (D - swift death of the republic, R - lingering death for the republic.)
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And much to their surprise after a lifetime of eating ants, the anteaters described the flamingos taste as that of chicken.


13 posted on 04/07/2011 8:29:38 AM PDT by blackdog (The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop)
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14 posted on 04/07/2011 8:30:14 AM PDT by Sax
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D___ straight the gnomes were better. I don’t see any dead ones.


15 posted on 04/07/2011 8:33:12 AM PDT by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground: The Hogwarts of stupid.)
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This is almost like a gag headline

My first thought was that they were licked to death.

16 posted on 04/07/2011 8:33:37 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: ConservativeStatement

Best. Headline. Ever.


17 posted on 04/07/2011 8:34:01 AM PDT by kevkrom ("Winning The Future" = WTF = What The F*** / "Kinetic Military Action" = KMA = Kiss My A**)
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Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffian anteaters can say “Ni” at will to Swedish flamingos. There is a pestilence upon this land! nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this point in time.
Roger the shrubber


18 posted on 04/07/2011 8:34:23 AM PDT by tumblindice
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Let me know if you want on (or off) the Anteater Ping List.


19 posted on 04/07/2011 8:36:13 AM PDT by capt. norm (Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never run out of material. c)
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It was a massacree!...................

20 posted on 04/07/2011 8:36:23 AM PDT by Red Badger (I've posted a total of 1,723 threads and 64,113 replies. as of 04-06-2011)
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