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Swedish flamingoes massacred in frenzied anteater attack
The Local (Sweden) ^ | April 5, 2011

Posted on 04/07/2011 8:17:49 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement

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To: ConservativeStatement

This is from the story board of a Saturday morning cartoon, right?


21 posted on 04/07/2011 8:38:13 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: Sax

How did you do that?
Bravo!


22 posted on 04/07/2011 8:39:12 AM PDT by IrishCatholic (No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
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To: babble-on

Flamencos?.............

23 posted on 04/07/2011 8:39:12 AM PDT by Red Badger (I've posted a total of 1,723 threads and 64,113 replies. as of 04-06-2011)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Now we REALLY know the world is coming to an end.

Anteaters attacking flamingos.

Earthquakes in Japan.

Earthquakes in Mexico.

Nuclear radiation contaminating the world.

Gasoline prices rising every day.

And most importantly, almost 1/2 of Americans think that moron in the White House is doing a good job!

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/president_obama_job_approval-1044.html


24 posted on 04/07/2011 8:39:48 AM PDT by ZULU (Lindsey Graham is a nanometrical pustule of pusillanimous putrescent excrement)
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To: IrishCatholic
That's someone else's handiwork! Found that out on the net.

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25 posted on 04/07/2011 8:41:03 AM PDT by Sax
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To: Sax

Reportedly the last words the flamingos ever heard were ‘allahu antbar!’...


26 posted on 04/07/2011 8:48:28 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 805 of our national holiday from reality. - That 3 AM phone call? Voicemail...)
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To: Cheburashka

Gnomes drag off their dead and wounded so the enemy cant get a good body count.


27 posted on 04/07/2011 8:57:03 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: WesternCulture
Anteater Laptop
28 posted on 04/07/2011 9:00:38 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

damn anteaters...


29 posted on 04/07/2011 9:07:01 AM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Swedish Flamingos? An ant eater?

They deserve to die. Ant eaters aren’t much faster than a sloth and birds should have been able to out flank this one.


30 posted on 04/07/2011 9:07:49 AM PDT by Vendome ("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
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To: ConservativeStatement

In further developments, PETA is conflicted..


31 posted on 04/07/2011 9:08:21 AM PDT by ken5050 (Save the Earth..It's the only planet with chocolate!!!)
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To: Sax

LOL


32 posted on 04/07/2011 9:10:52 AM PDT by Vendome ("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
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To: capt. norm

LOL


33 posted on 04/07/2011 9:11:54 AM PDT by Vendome ("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
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To: ken5050

I’m glad I wasn’t eating when I read your post.


34 posted on 04/07/2011 9:16:57 AM PDT by Pecos (Liberty and Honor will not die on my watch.)
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To: capt. norm
Please remove me from the Anteater Ping List.

While I have been a longtime Anteater supporter, recent rumors of concerted anti-flamingo rhetoric disturbed me greatly.

I even brushed aside allegations of flamingo muggings by Anteaters as possibly the antics of the Anteater's Local 534 in New Jersey.

But with the escalation into gruesome flamingo murder my support has withered, nay, I now denounce them.

Now I must go out in my yard and spray paint my loving birds black, and hope that marauding bands of Anteaters mistake them for one-legged crows.

35 posted on 04/07/2011 9:18:31 AM PDT by diogenes ghost
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36 posted on 04/07/2011 9:23:42 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
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To: paulycy

Now you’ve got me planning the battle scene for my front lawn. Do they still make toy guns?


37 posted on 04/07/2011 9:47:08 AM PDT by nina0113
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To: ConservativeStatement

You coulda given me ten made-up headlines along with this one and I would have picked this headline as the fake.


38 posted on 04/07/2011 9:51:21 AM PDT by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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To: nina0113
Do they still make toy guns?

Yes but they paint the end of the barrel flamingo red.

39 posted on 04/07/2011 9:54:41 AM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: ConservativeStatement; All

There ought to be laws against high-capacity anteaters. Think of the women and chilrun! Of course, some unreasonable people bitterly clinging to their Bibles and anteaters will argue that when anteaters are outlawed, only outlaws will have anteaters. Its a crazy world.


40 posted on 04/07/2011 9:58:31 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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