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Drunk Teacher Who Allegedly Flapped Arms And Made Chicken Noises Removed From Classroom
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 1, 2011

Posted on 04/01/2011 1:33:20 PM PDT by EveningStar

A Massachusetts middle school teacher was removed from her classroom last week when students reported that she appeared drunk, asking one pupil “how would it feel to have a bullet in his head” and “flapping her arms, and making chicken noises, and or trying to fly.”

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: arth; chicken; drunkteacher; massachusetts; napl
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To: EveningStar

What’s the big deal? She didn’t pray in class, she didn’t make a reference to Jesus. It’s not like she’s having one of those controversial classroom Easter parties. I sure hope they go easy on her.


41 posted on 04/01/2011 3:26:21 PM PDT by Flying right
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To: EveningStar

If you lived here, you’d drink too!


42 posted on 04/01/2011 3:33:44 PM PDT by Andy'smom
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To: US_MilitaryRules

Bet I can top that - I had a history teacher in high school who would pick his nose and fling the boog boogs (that what I call them to my kids - lol) at the kids in the front rows. I always sat in the back. The kids would sit at their desks with their books open held up like shields. I kid you not!


43 posted on 04/01/2011 6:56:10 PM PDT by Guardian Sebastian (All I needed to know about Islam I learned on 9-11.)
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To: kcvl
test of the liquid determined “alcohol present in the container.”

They drank her booze.

44 posted on 04/01/2011 7:02:27 PM PDT by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: EveningStar; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Dancing ChickenDancing ChickenDancing Chicken

45 posted on 04/01/2011 8:28:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: EveningStar

Must be that new math...


46 posted on 04/01/2011 8:32:08 PM PDT by Ted Grant
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To: Slings and Arrows

El Pollo Loco.


47 posted on 04/01/2011 8:39:17 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: EveningStar

I would plead “Vegas Hypnotism Act Flashback Syndrome”. She should have been on disability already instead of strugglinge to cope with the horror of VHAFS.

Freegards


48 posted on 04/01/2011 8:39:25 PM PDT by Ransomed
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To: Gena Bukin; humblegunner
On a related note, a co-worker came to work stinking drunk this morning.

Was this gunner's brain surgeon?

49 posted on 04/01/2011 8:48:55 PM PDT by Eaker (The problem with the internet, you're never sure of the accuracy of the quotes. Abraham Lincoln '65)
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To: TheOldLady

Si.


50 posted on 04/01/2011 8:54:57 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: EveningStar

He drank too much Bawk


51 posted on 04/01/2011 9:08:38 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Of course Laz would hit it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

There’s a fast-food chicken restaurant in California called El Pollo Loco, so it’s not just “crazy chicken” in Spanish. They sell whole grilled chickens, beans, rice, and tortillas. Sorry to lay an inside joke on you without explaining.

But you do it to me all the time, you magnificent stinker. ;-p


52 posted on 04/02/2011 4:22:36 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Que?


53 posted on 04/02/2011 6:46:19 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

[*slap*] OMGosh! Slings! Wake up. You’ve gone into Spanish-only mode again. Look at me. You’re an English-speaking person. Snap out of it, please. [*slap*]


54 posted on 04/02/2011 7:28:00 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: EveningStar
Another drunk middle school teacher?

A local gal was busted. She wasn't doing the chicken dance though.

Va. Beach teacher charged with being drunk at school

55 posted on 04/02/2011 7:54:46 AM PDT by csvset
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To: EveningStar; TheMom; pax_et_bonum; humblegunner
I wonder if they'd have a problem with a sober person loudly crowing like a rooster?

Not that I know anybody who'd do something like that...

I was just wondering is all.

56 posted on 04/02/2011 8:03:15 AM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: Allegra
Not that I know anybody who'd do something like that...

I think she's been in Iraq for a few years now.

:-)

57 posted on 04/02/2011 8:04:52 AM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: TheOldLady

¿Yo quiero green card?


58 posted on 04/02/2011 9:20:42 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Better, better. Now, just a few more steps toward me, and you’ll be all right again.

Just don’t start in on the French and German this time.


59 posted on 04/02/2011 9:43:40 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lakeshark
I think she's been in Iraq for a few years now.

Yuk! Who would want to go there?

60 posted on 04/02/2011 9:45:13 AM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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