Posted on 01/31/2011 8:05:18 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
WAIBLINGEN, Germany -- A Turkish man living in Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex, Bild newspaper reported Wednesday.
The man went to police in the southwestern German city of Waiblingen on Tuesday.
He told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife.
German police said the exhausted man -- who fathered two children with his wife -- decided to get a divorce and move out of the home.
"He has decided to get a divorce and to move out ... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said.
"At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night," police added.
I once had a girlfriend named Virginia.
I called her “Virgin” for short;
But not for long.
I did too in university. I thought no one came close to my appetite until the day I met “her” and she made Basic Instinct’ look like a Saturday afternoon cartoon.
So you dated my ex too, eh?
It really got to the point of being too much. I daresay painful. She was more “traditional” in her likes and dislikes, but the frequency was bordering on maniacal.
Dang!!!
LOL
I heard manic depressive’s can be this way
Jeeze, he could have just picked frequent fights over nothing, immobilized himself on the couch in front of the TV every night, then feigned death in the fetal position, instantly upon hitting his bed. That seems to get the point across...for a time.
He sought help from the police? I’m sure there were cops who were happy to “help” out.
"Hedgehog...sense...tingling..."
Lol. I was waiting for that picture to appear. My day of laughter is complete.
I have an acquaintance who married a nymphomaniac. He didn’t elaborate, but I gather it wasn’t a great time in his life.
I can see how that would get annoying during a football game...
A lot of men think it would be a God-send, but truly clinical nyphomania is not a laughing matter. Having been a psych orderly in the past, I can tell you that they are as psychologically unstable as a sociopath or any other truly mental person.
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Once a King, always a King,
but once a Knight is enough...
LOL...”Paging Dr. Laz...Paging Dr. Laz...”
Only during the first and last week ;)
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