How ‘bout, “I quit”.
“I quit”
“I have no birth certificate ...”
I lie.
NO MAS
wow... I am so far over my head... I was never even eligible to be president, I hate this job.... and I hear-by resign...
I am so sorry.
Since he’s not the president of the United States, he should admit that he’s a Kenyan-born, illegal alien, and hope that he won’t be prosecuted for fraud, but rather would settle for deportation with his family.
He can’t resign, because he was never qualified to be in our White House. Hoping for a quiet deportation would be a good solution.
Doesn’t matter — if he stands there for half an hour buffing his nails, the media will still call it his “comeback kid” moment.
The Wee Wee would never read anything that truthful to the American public ... not tonight ... not ever
I’d love to see some gutsy repub run up there & trash the teleprompter!!!!
What should Obama say ??
Nothing !!....we have had more than enough of his lies !
Obama should just shut his big trap, pack his stuff and vacate the White House pronto.
I would also jail his ass and his lackeys for the massive con they have perpetrated on the American people.
“I will resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow.”
How’s about......”I will not seek, nor will I accept my party’s nomination as your president” (the best words to ever come out of that asshole LBJ’s mouth). In the meantime we can hope the rest of this clod’s administration will be rendered impotent if the Republicans will do their jobs......or they can impeach him tomorrow and force him to quit.:) I’m easy.....makes no difference to me.
I’ll make it short, I have a golf game in 15 minutes
“I am so confident in our foreign policy that I am giving the nuclear launch codes to all of our traditional enemies and hope that somehow they will like us then.”