[PetroniusMaximus]

How ‘bout, “I quit”.

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16 steenkin’ seconds.

[DanMiller]

That would be good. However,

I hereby resign and Vice President Biden has already delivered his resignation which I have accepted. Accordingly, I am turning the podium over to the Speaker of the House, who will be sworn in as our president. Good bye and good luck.

We can dream, can't we, and hope for change in which we can maybe believe.

[oyez]

I recall my fondest quote by Lyndon Banes Johnson. "I will not seek nor accept nomination for reelection as President of the United States."

That is pretty close to my fondest quote by any president. Try to top that Mr. President.