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Members of Congress Coming out of Closet (Finally!)
1/25/2011 | Takenoprisoner

Posted on 01/25/2011 6:53:27 AM PST by takenoprisoner

After decades of hiding in the closet, pretending they represented opposing political views, tonight, demos and rinos will hold hands, and sit side by side.

This rare display of public affection, by the twin parties, has the entire nation abuzz with excrement. Their coming out of the closet will take place tonight, during Bambi's pep rally, aka, the LGBT address.

It was Bambi, who first suggested they come out of the closet. He said it was past time for condress to show the nation just how unified the two parties really are.

Members of condress quickly humped onto the butt wagon. Many said it will be a relief to finally be out of the closet.

In the past, condress members sat separately during these pep rallies. Each one pretending they didn't have any love, or affection, whatsoever, for the other. But tonight, all that changes. Shirley, all credit is due Bambi.

At the close of the pep rally, it is anticipated the members of condress will all hold hands to form a circle in the laced palace. At this time, it is expected Bambi will move to the center of the circle jerk. Then, each member, one by one, will move to the center to bless Bambi, for giving them the courage to come out of the closet.

It is not anticipated Bambi will give any member the courtesy of a reach around. At least not in public. However, an unnamed source very close to their inner rectum, has said McLimpi is all giddy with anti-acid, at the pleaseability of a private rendezvous with the ONE. He said the two may meet later, in the oral office, for private disgustsions.

Both McLimpi, and Bambi, have refused to comment on the queery raised. However, a McLimpi staff member, along with an elbow nudge, and a wink, has inferred it was a go.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: closet; congress; demos; rinos
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This morning, as I wrote this satire, I received a call from one of McLimpi's aides. Requesting anonymity, he said McLimpi was overheard singing in the shower this morning. The aid said he was singing:

"When I woke up this morning You were on my mi-i-i-ind and You were on my mind..."

1 posted on 01/25/2011 6:53:31 AM PST by takenoprisoner
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To: takenoprisoner

Albert Morris

FEELINGS

Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feelings of love.

Feelings, for all my life I’ll feel it.
I wish I’ve never met you, girl; you’ll never come again.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms.

Feelings, feelings like I’ve never lost you
and feelings like I’ve never have you again in my heart.

Feelings, for all my life I’ll feel it.
I wish I’ve never met you, girl; you’ll never come again.

Feelings, feelings like I’ve never lost you
and feelings like I’ve never have you again in my life.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms.
Feelings...(repeat & fade)


2 posted on 01/25/2011 6:57:27 AM PST by Red Badger (Whenever these vermin call you an 'idiot', you can be sure that you are doing something right.)
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To: takenoprisoner
Rumor is that there is a high demand for snuggies to facilitate male bonding tomorrow night.
3 posted on 01/25/2011 7:00:44 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: takenoprisoner

Hey, don’t call me, Surely.


4 posted on 01/25/2011 7:01:19 AM PST by Paladin2
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To: takenoprisoner

There’s a lot of rectal references and anal analogies herein. Methinks coming out of the closet means more than just cozying up to the nearest homoRat.


5 posted on 01/25/2011 7:01:38 AM PST by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: takenoprisoner

I will not be watching this farce tonight. Perhaps the eunuchs in Congress would like our military to hold hands with Al Qaeda. Same ole; same ole.


6 posted on 01/25/2011 7:03:44 AM PST by ExTexasRedhead
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To: takenoprisoner

P.J. O’Rourke you ain’t.


7 posted on 01/25/2011 7:05:51 AM PST by Tex-Con-Man
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To: ExTexasRedhead
I will not be watching this farce tonight.

Nor will I.

The lack of maturity in this nation is stunning.

8 posted on 01/25/2011 7:08:07 AM PST by Glenn (iamtheresistance.org)
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To: takenoprisoner

This stupid gesture is nothing short of cynical... This whole effort was set up by demtards so as to paint themselves a pretty face, but smart folks see it as a Rodney King move... i.e., they smack you in the back of the head and when you turn to put them in their place, they cry fowl and say, “can’t we all just get along”. What is sickening is that re-pubic-ans always, always accede to demtards wishes “get along” and look pretty. While, for the last 10 years demtards have slimed invective all over GW and re-pubic-ans, with hardly a rejoinder.


9 posted on 01/25/2011 7:13:14 AM PST by dps.inspect (the system is rigged...)
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To: takenoprisoner
I would suggest that all the conservatives in congress wear this t-shirt tonight:
10 posted on 01/25/2011 7:15:26 AM PST by davidlachnicht ("IF WE ARE ALL TO BE TARGETS, THEN WE ALL MUST BE SOLDIERS.")
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To: takenoprisoner

We´re doomed.


11 posted on 01/25/2011 7:22:03 AM PST by onedoug
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To: dps.inspect

It is a good tell on who to primary next year.


12 posted on 01/25/2011 7:25:15 AM PST by screaminsunshine (Surfers Rule)
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To: davidlachnicht

All only view these Kumbayah republicans will have this evening are democrat butts bouncing up and down in their faces as the democrats jump up to appalud every utterance of The Won.


13 posted on 01/25/2011 7:26:03 AM PST by Iron Munro (When a society loses its memory, it descends inevitably into dementia - Mark Steyn)
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To: takenoprisoner

This is nothing more than a ruse! This will give the Dem-talking-point readers on the alphabet news shows a way to SPIN this SOTU!

It is designed to limit how STUPID the Dems look sitting in a VERY small area of the seating! And they will try to spin/sell the “bi-partisan” applause, when The Won speaks and a spattering of people throughout all the seats jump up to applaud his very name, and when he clears his throat and when he passes gas, etc...

NOTHING BUT A RUSE TO SELL TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! PERIOD!


14 posted on 01/25/2011 8:12:51 AM PST by ExTxMarine ("Convictions are more dangerous to truth than lies." ~ F. Nietzsche)
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To: takenoprisoner

Hope the Tea Party sits together.


15 posted on 01/25/2011 8:25:20 AM PST by reagandemocrat
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To: ExTexasRedhead

“I will not be watching this farce tonight.”

Nor will I watch this disgusting public display of infidelity. It is repulsive for republicans to accept Obama’s suggestion to sit together. It is a sign of weakness. When it comes to fending off socialists and communists, showing weakness is not an option.


16 posted on 01/25/2011 8:27:19 AM PST by takenoprisoner (Repeal the 16th amendment . Send Islam packing to their homeland.)
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To: ExTxMarine

“It is designed to limit how STUPID the Dems look sitting in a VERY small area of the seating!”

That, and to inhibit any jeers, like what occurred the last time they all met. “YOU LIE!”


17 posted on 01/25/2011 8:42:25 AM PST by takenoprisoner (Repeal the 16th amendment . Send Islam packing to their homeland.)
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To: takenoprisoner

The GOP fools are being played like a fiddle. They should stay on their side of the aisle.


18 posted on 01/25/2011 9:28:51 AM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: takenoprisoner; sheik yerbouty; JLAGRAYFOX; flat; freekitty; 2ndDivisionVet; MamaDearest; ...

Has there ever been such a huge Congressional gathering of spineless, gutless Eunuchs? Do you feel as sick as I do regarding this national disgrace?

American patriots are rolling in their graves all over the world.


19 posted on 01/25/2011 10:17:05 AM PST by ExTexasRedhead
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To: ExTexasRedhead

They can’t kill their financial golden goose just yet.

They should be in jail.


20 posted on 01/25/2011 10:33:26 AM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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