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Breaking: Fox News Hires Keith Olbermann
alanburkhart.com ^ | 01.22.11 | Alan Burkhart

Posted on 01/22/2011 4:43:22 PM PST by neverhome

Breaking: Fox News Hires Keith Olbermann

After careful consideration of his qualifications, Fox News has hired Keith Olbermann.



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To: neverhome

I’d make him Glenn Beck’s personal manservant.


21 posted on 01/22/2011 4:45:58 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: neverhome

Nah. The only ‘manual labor’ experience Olberdork has is with himself.


22 posted on 01/22/2011 4:46:11 PM PST by rfp1234 (Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!)
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To: neverhome
OMG - I had to run and get an aspirin to chew at what I thought was an oncoming heart attack when I read that headline!

Next time, PLEASE, use the sq/

I have to go rest now. ;o)

23 posted on 01/22/2011 4:46:18 PM PST by maine-iac7
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To: nwrep
You have a very distinctive laugh.
24 posted on 01/22/2011 4:46:25 PM PST by JPG (There is hope for America and her name is Sarah Palin.)
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To: bigheadfred

That might very well be a record. Who is the record keeper?


25 posted on 01/22/2011 4:46:28 PM PST by GeronL (http://www.stink-eye.net/forum/index.php)
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To: nwrep

It was funny, but not that funny. :)


26 posted on 01/22/2011 4:46:33 PM PST by beandog
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To: neverhome
Impossible.

At Fox you need to pass a drug screen and mental health examination

27 posted on 01/22/2011 4:46:43 PM PST by Popman (Obama. First Marxist to turn a five year Marxist plan into a 4 year administration.)
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To: Popman

Then how did Alan Colmes get a job there?


28 posted on 01/22/2011 4:47:31 PM PST by beandog
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To: cripplecreek
I’d make him Glenn Beck’s personal manservant.

What has Glenn ever done to you???

29 posted on 01/22/2011 4:48:00 PM PST by maine-iac7
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To: Popman

I had to look twice to see if this was The Onion.


30 posted on 01/22/2011 4:48:54 PM PST by imjimbo (The constitution SHOULD be our "gun permit")
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To: maine-iac7

Bathroom attendant.


31 posted on 01/22/2011 4:49:05 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: rfp1234
The headline was scary.

In response to your comment... if the guy wasn't deathly afraid of women that $7M a year he was making could have kept a few.

32 posted on 01/22/2011 4:49:18 PM PST by GeronL (http://www.stink-eye.net/forum/index.php)
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To: neverhome

Funniest post of the month..maybe the season!


33 posted on 01/22/2011 4:51:41 PM PST by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......? Embrace a ruler today.)
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To: neverhome

Actually, many conservative media have hired the stupidest liberal they can find to ‘represent’ the opposing view. The WSJ used to have Thomas Frank, a real bonehead. I would not be surprised if Fox did the same sort of thing.


34 posted on 01/22/2011 4:51:44 PM PST by proxy_user
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To: nwrep

That’s got to be an all-time Free Republic record for number of duplicate posts.

Congrats! LOL


35 posted on 01/22/2011 4:52:46 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: beandog
Then how did Alan Colmes get a job there?

As much as I dislike Colmes political positions, he is an intellectual giant compared to Hannity.

36 posted on 01/22/2011 4:53:22 PM PST by Popman (Obama. First Marxist to turn a five year Marxist plan into a 4 year administration.)
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To: neverhome

Thanks. Needed a good chuckle tonight.


37 posted on 01/22/2011 4:53:40 PM PST by EDINVA
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To: nwrep
Have you ever noticed the warning on internet shopping sites:

Caution! Pressing the Submit Order button more than once will result in duplicate charges.

38 posted on 01/22/2011 4:54:00 PM PST by NautiNurse (ObamaCare uses Bernie Madoff theory of economics)
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To: neverhome
When I saw the headline, I yelled, “You've got to be kidding me,” at my laptop. My husband almost jumped out of his recliner. Thank goodness it wasn't really true!
39 posted on 01/22/2011 4:54:17 PM PST by srmorton (Deut. 30 19: "..I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing;therefore choose life..")
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To: neverhome

Nah - that’s above Olberdork’s level of competence


40 posted on 01/22/2011 4:54:17 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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