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Granny with skillet KOs intruder (Hutchinson, Kansas)
The Topeka Capital-Journal ^
| 12/15/2010
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Posted on 12/15/2010 5:18:14 PM PST by Pyro7480
Police in Hutchinson say a 71-year-old woman used a frying pan to knock out a man who attacked her.
Police Sgt. John Moore say a 25-year-old man talked his way into the woman's home shortly after 7 a.m. Saturday, claiming he was homeless and had nowhere to go.
Moore says when he tried to attack the woman, she fought back and "beat him down with a frying pan." When police arrived, he was unconscious on the floor.
Kevin Scott Funderburk remains jailed on $55,200 bond on suspicion of attempted rape, aggravated battery, criminal restraint and criminal damage to property. He was wearing a neck brace when he made his first appearance Tuesday in court....
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Kansas
KEYWORDS: crime; kansas; napl; pwned; selfdefense
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posted on
12/15/2010 5:18:22 PM PST
by
Pyro7480
To: Pyro7480
Go Granny Go!
My wife and I are laughing out loud (has any one else seen "Tangled"?
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posted on
12/15/2010 5:23:29 PM PST
by
Aevery_Freeman
(Fear God and Government - especially when one tries to become the other!)
To: Pyro7480
Granny with skillet KOs intruder
Lucky for the perp she didn't use her shotgun.
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posted on
12/15/2010 5:24:22 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
To: Pyro7480
Grant patience to her family. Deep breaths and all.
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posted on
12/15/2010 5:26:05 PM PST
by
allmost
To: Aevery_Freeman
Loved Tangled. It was very predictable but good anyway.
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posted on
12/15/2010 5:28:28 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
To: Pyro7480
Was it one of those assault frying pans?
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posted on
12/15/2010 5:29:27 PM PST
by
smokingfrog
(But what do I know?)
To: Pyro7480
To all you womenfolk out there. Cook with cast iron.
To: Pyro7480
The perp’s life had gone to pot, but his act was panned by a hard-boiled granny who was really steamed. Well done, Granny!
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posted on
12/15/2010 5:32:20 PM PST
by
southernnorthcarolina
("Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own." -- Aesop)
To: Aevery_Freeman
I guess we’ll now have a three day waiting period for frying pan purchases.
To: Aevery_Freeman
"My wife and I are laughing out loud (has any one else seen "Tangled"?" YES!!! That was a WONDERFUL flick! And, that was my first thought, too. :-)!!!
To: Pyro7480
Nice go see the good guys (and gals) win one every now and then.
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posted on
12/15/2010 5:41:38 PM PST
by
truthguy
(Good intentions are not enough.)
To: LoneRangerMassachusetts
To all you womenfolk out there. Cook with cast iron.
Weighs a ton but still the best for fried chicken.
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posted on
12/15/2010 5:43:16 PM PST
by
truthguy
(Good intentions are not enough.)
To: Pyro7480
Appears he’s no longer homeless and from this day forward will have a fear of cast iron and grandmothers. Wonder what his nic in jail will be?
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posted on
12/15/2010 5:49:51 PM PST
by
A_Tradition_Continues
(formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98 Class of '98)
To: Pyro7480
Boy, that guy is gonna have it tough in the joint, as soon as the other convicts figure out his story it will be all about who comes up with the best nickname for the creep.
Skillet + granny = whipped whippersnapper.
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posted on
12/15/2010 5:52:11 PM PST
by
West Texas Chuck
(US out of the UN - UN out of the US)
To: A_Tradition_Continues
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posted on
12/15/2010 6:01:24 PM PST
by
sleddogs
To: Pyro7480
Anyone see the backward words GRISWOLD or WAGNER WARE SIDNEY -0- peranently indented in his head? ;-)
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posted on
12/15/2010 6:02:23 PM PST
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(I visited GEN TOMMY FRANKS Military Museum in HOBART, OKLAHOMA! Well worth it!)
To: A_Tradition_Continues
Wonder what his nic in jail will be?Wife?
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posted on
12/15/2010 6:02:56 PM PST
by
pnh102
(Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
To: Pyro7480
Awesome! You can’t beat cast iron baby!
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posted on
12/15/2010 6:10:50 PM PST
by
vpintheak
(Obama sez I'm an enemy and I will be punished. My Savior has overcome the world.)
To: A_Tradition_Continues
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posted on
12/15/2010 6:12:10 PM PST
by
Free in Texas
(Martin Luther King was a Republican and Karl Marx played the stock market...'nuff said.)
To: mkmensinger
I guess we’ll now have a three day waiting period for frying pan purchases.
***********************
I want to get my concealed carry license for a skillet!
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posted on
12/15/2010 6:36:35 PM PST
by
JouleZ
(You are the company you keep.)
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