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Warning: Try Not To Enjoy The TSA Gropedowns…
The Hayride ^
| 30 Nov 10
| Oscar
Posted on 12/01/2010 7:12:29 AM PST by LSUfan
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: airports; airportsecurity; chat; chitchat; gulliblefreepers; homelandsecurity; multiplepiercings; napl; oface; satire; tsa; tsapervs
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posted on
12/01/2010 7:12:39 AM PST
by
LSUfan
To: LSUfan
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posted on
12/01/2010 7:13:50 AM PST
by
al baby
(Hi Mom REMEMBER FREE REPUBLIC IN YOUR WILL. I DID)
To: LSUfan
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posted on
12/01/2010 7:14:06 AM PST
by
smokingfrog
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To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
12/01/2010 7:14:49 AM PST
by
day10
(Integrity has no need of rules.)
To: LSUfan
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posted on
12/01/2010 7:15:05 AM PST
by
gigster
To: LSUfan
I heard that was a parody headline.
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posted on
12/01/2010 7:15:10 AM PST
by
DManA
To: LSUfan
So it’s a crime when a gay passenger ejaculated while being patted down by a Federal Agent?
What about a gay Federal Agent ejaculating while patting down a passenger?
LOLOL!
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posted on
12/01/2010 7:15:43 AM PST
by
convertedtoreason
( Nature tells us to take a LIBERTARIAN CONSERVATIVE stance)
To: al baby
I hope the TSA groper changed his gloves before fondling the next person.
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posted on
12/01/2010 7:15:52 AM PST
by
crosshairs
(The word for actor in Greek is hypocrite (its true).)
To: LSUfan
Is it illegal to moan and groan loudly?
9
posted on
12/01/2010 7:16:07 AM PST
by
OB1kNOb
(China is the world's ant. America has become the world's grasshopper. Fear the coming winter.)
To: LSUfan
O...M...G... This IS satire, no?
10
posted on
12/01/2010 7:16:07 AM PST
by
Irenic
To: LSUfan
This is The Onion, right?
11
posted on
12/01/2010 7:16:08 AM PST
by
popdonnelly
(Class warfare is Obama's thing.)
To: LSUfan
Well I kept thinking it would only be a matter of time before they notice that some people are going through the line multiple times.
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posted on
12/01/2010 7:16:19 AM PST
by
married21
(As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
To: LSUfan
The TSA wants it both ways.
That might be a pun, but I'm not sure.
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posted on
12/01/2010 7:16:43 AM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(DEFCON I ALERT: The federal cancer has metastasized. All personnel report to their battle stations.)
To: Irenic
Percy Cummings? Yeah it’s satire!
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posted on
12/01/2010 7:17:04 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Irenic
Yes, it is, but very good satire.
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posted on
12/01/2010 7:17:29 AM PST
by
day10
(Integrity has no need of rules.)
To: al baby
From a publication called “The Hayride” humm....
To: day10
Poor traveler couln’t figure out if he was going or coming.
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posted on
12/01/2010 7:19:02 AM PST
by
csmusaret
(Q: How do they say incompetent failure in Kenya? A: Barack Obama)
To: LSUfan
I hope you’ll pardon me when I say that I do think a good lawyer will, um, get him off.
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posted on
12/01/2010 7:20:21 AM PST
by
PaleoBob
To: LSUfan
Editor’s Note: it’s a joke, people.
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posted on
12/01/2010 7:20:57 AM PST
by
RoseyT
To: LSUfan
Any TSA games turning up in schools yet? Like “You be the respectable businesswoman and I’ll be the TSA agent...” or any such?
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