[Cisco Nix]

It all depends on the woman. What some like, others will not.

[Hodar]

We all know that Women = Time and Money

We also know that Time = Money

So Women = Money x Money = Money^2

Now we also know that Money is the Root of all Evil;
So, Money=(Evil)^0.5

hence
Women = Evil

[ully2]

Don’t fart.

[sockmonkey]

Sell me guns, ammo, and sights at cost.

When you go fly fishing, let me actually eat one of those fish, rather than doing the catch and release thing.

[GOYAKLA]

All women are like snowflakes unique and no two are alike.
Treat each as an individual and like she might disappear if you mistreat her.
Life is short so enjoy them while you can!

[Slings and Arrows]

11. Lick your eyebrows.

[Libloather]

[I see my hands]

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"Sometimes it’s the smallest thing that makes a lasting impression"

Or not.

[Tzimisce]

There is not a one size fits all answer for impressing...anybody.

Some things impress some people but not others.

This is like saying “Wearing her favorite color will impress her.” It’s going to be different from person to person.

[donna]

There isn’t anything more impressive than a good Christian man.

[Revolting cat!]

[hinckley buzzard]

If you are in the business of trying to impress a woman you are in the wrong business.

[radpolis]

1. Have integrity.

2. Be manly. In other words, don’t be a wimp.

3. Do not supplicate to her.

4. Be passionate and an expert about one thing.

5. Know how to kiss.

6. Limit contact.

7. Don’t be whiny or petty.

8. Smile.

9. Be good to kids and the elderly.

10. Have control over your life.

[DTogo]

Act like a gentleman and treat her like a lady.

For pointers watch Kate & Leopold.

[9YearLurker]

Just don’t take it too far:

9) No woman wants an overgroomed metrosexual.

7) Red alert! Be very cautious not to ‘over-socialize’ with her friends.

6) Just remember to return her calls.

5) Not too many probing questions about her past, please.

[Thunder90]

bump for later

[dr_who]

A piece of string or maybe even a laser pointer.

[BusterBear]

Different women like different things. Treat the woman you want to impress as an individual, find out what she, as an individual, likes and don’t try to stereotype her.

[TheWriterTX]

Rule #1: Find out about her Dad. If her father is a handy man, a hunter, a business tycoon, a policeman, whatever, it will show you the kind of man she will instinctively seek in a partner/spouse. Tall/short, characteristics, personality type. Watch how she talks about him; does she speak with love in her voice? If so, she will want that kind of man.

My beloved father was a tall, strapping man, an engineer, conservative and old-fashionged. Not a surprise that my wonderful husband is a tall strapping man, incredibly handy and can fix almost anything, conservative and old-fashioned.

But that was then, when women still had romantic notions.

Nowadays, it's a lot easier. Be courteous and respectful; most young men are not. Oh, yeah, and don't call her "Ho" or "B" on the first date.

[Huskrrrr]

Went shopping for boots with my sweetie. Sat patiently as she tried on evry pair in the store, commenting thoughtfully, then paying for the boots. I’m still living off the relationship capitol.