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How you treat your Mother and her Mother & Father.
period, end of story.
11. If she’s ugly, treat her like she’s beautiful.
12. If she’s beautiful, treat her like she’s ugly.
Have an EXTREMELY large....bank account. ;-)
Mike
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Don’t login to Match.com after your 1st date....
It tells on you....
1. Jewelry.
:D
Be Honest and Kind.
Number 7 on the list is my Achilles Heel.
Act like you don’t want it.
Be honest, be attentive, be funny, be her friend.
It's twooo, it's twoo...
Hi. I’m, filthy rich.
Just be myself, it works every time. : D
The Husband Store
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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I think all those are good ideas. The most important thing is have lots of money.
My Niece is about as pretty as a girl can get. She was runner up in a Southern State’s Miss America pageant. When she was in high school she began dating a guy whose family was and is extremely wealthy.
I met him and he is a nice guy but not particularly handsome. I did think his Father was a great guy tho. Extremely rich yet totally unpretentious.
Well they are now married, have a good marriage and three children,. Live pretty much in luxury.
If the same guy had been just an ordinary joe, I suspect she would have never given him a second look. On the other hand if she had not been beautiful, I doubt he would even have noticed her.
OK, but make sure she turns off her electronic gizmos as well. No one should be babbling on a cellphone during a date.
Have a good relationship with your mom.
Never be too busy to vote.
Don’t tell me what to order or when or how to eat it.
Be fiercely pro-life.
Have served in the military.
Don’t wear jewelry.
Do not cuss.
Go to church on a regular basis.
Keep your friends away from me unless they’re just like you.
If you’re married, admit it in the first minute because I can always tell.