[jimbo123]

11. If she’s ugly, treat her like she’s beautiful.

12. If she’s beautiful, treat her like she’s ugly.

[Las Vegas Ron]

A lot of truth to that.

[glorgau]

13. Be rich.

[Red in Blue PA]

Don't go in the pool.

[ROTB]

11. If she’s ugly, treat her like she’s beautiful.

12. If she’s beautiful, treat her like she’s ugly.

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Here’s the ugly cousin of #11 and #12:

Treat a lady like a whore, and a whore like a lady.