Believe you've got it.....even if you don't.
Posted on 11/28/2010 1:09:45 PM PST by Red in Blue PA
Sometimes it’s the smallest thing that makes a lasting impression. A single smart comment or a couple of small gestures can really impress a woman, while an offensive remark or a display of carelessness can utterly doom your chances. A woman will decide relatively quickly whether or not you’re date-worthy, and all the little things you do or don’t do will help her make up her mind.
With these realities in mind, we’ve put together this list of the top 10 simple ways to impress a woman. Nothing complicated here. Nothing time-consuming or exceptionally difficult. But this list of habits, comments and behaviors could make the difference between getting her number and getting a dirty look.
10. Look her in the eye
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Just be myself, it works every time. : D
The Husband Store
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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That doesn't work.
I think all those are good ideas. The most important thing is have lots of money.
My Niece is about as pretty as a girl can get. She was runner up in a Southern State’s Miss America pageant. When she was in high school she began dating a guy whose family was and is extremely wealthy.
I met him and he is a nice guy but not particularly handsome. I did think his Father was a great guy tho. Extremely rich yet totally unpretentious.
Well they are now married, have a good marriage and three children,. Live pretty much in luxury.
If the same guy had been just an ordinary joe, I suspect she would have never given him a second look. On the other hand if she had not been beautiful, I doubt he would even have noticed her.
OK, but make sure she turns off her electronic gizmos as well. No one should be babbling on a cellphone during a date.
Have a good relationship with your mom.
Never be too busy to vote.
Don’t tell me what to order or when or how to eat it.
Be fiercely pro-life.
Have served in the military.
Don’t wear jewelry.
Do not cuss.
Go to church on a regular basis.
Keep your friends away from me unless they’re just like you.
If you’re married, admit it in the first minute because I can always tell.
It all depends on the woman. What some like, others will not.
We all know that Women = Time and Money
We also know that Time = Money
So Women = Money x Money = Money^2
Now we also know that Money is the Root of all Evil;
So, Money=(Evil)^0.5
hence
Women = Evil
Don’t fart.
You have just described your niece and her husband as both being very shallow people. I hope you are wrong.
Sell me guns, ammo, and sights at cost.
When you go fly fishing, let me actually eat one of those fish, rather than doing the catch and release thing.
All women are like snowflakes unique and no two are alike.
Treat each as an individual and like she might disappear if you mistreat her.
Life is short so enjoy them while you can!
11. Lick your eyebrows.
Make sure she knows about shrinkage.
You tell that story as though it is a good thing!
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