Sandra Bernhard Calls Bristol Palin a Hooker on 'Joy Behar Show'

Newsbusters.org ^ | 11-25-10 | Noel Sheppard

[Justaham]

Comedienne Sandra Bernhard called Bristol Palin a hooker on Wednesday's "The Joy Behar Show."

JOY BEHAR, HOST: After weeks of speculation that the low-scoring Bristol Palin could actually take the "Dancing With The Stars`" win, the nation breathed the sigh of relief last night as Jennifer Grey was crowned the champion (ph). With me now to talk about this and other stories in the news are Sandra Bernhard, comedian and singer, Rebecca Dana, senior correspondent for the Daily Beast, and Andrea Marcovicci, singer and actress. I called you Andrea. Is it Andrea or Andrea?

ANDREA MARCOVICCI, SINGER: It`s Andrea.

BEHAR: Andrea?

MARCOVICCI: Yes. You did great.

BEHAR: So, Sandra, were you ready to shoot the TV last night?

SANDRA BERNHARD, COMEDIAN: I twittered for the entire two hours. My eyeballs were falling out of my head. I said, first of all, I said, Cander and Ebb would not allow this.

(LAUGHTER)

BERNHARD: You cannot be part of the Palin legacy and dance to Cander and Ebb in a cage.

BEHAR: Yes.

BERNHARD: I mean, Bob Fosse, he turned over in his grave.

BEHAR: I know. What about Fred Astair and Ginger Rogers? They`re dead, you know. They died last night.

BERNHARD: Yes. They died and came back and died for the third time.

BEHAR: What`s her name, Bristol on today`s "View" said something like --

BERNHARD: How did she do it? How did she get to New York to do the "View"?

BEHAR: I don`t know.

REBECCA DANA, SENIOR CORRESPONDENT, THE DAILY BEAST: They have their own plane, these people.

BERNHARD: She`s such a hooker. She got on a flight after losing last night.

[Justaham]

This coming from a woman who had an affaird with Madonna and who once warned Sarah Palin 2008, that she would be gang-raped by Bernhard's "big black brothers" if she visited Manhattan.

[mazda77]

Birds of a feather. Geez, they deserve each other.

[Red_Devil 232]

That is one nasty woman!

[bert]

She sure has a big nose. Must be a genetic deformity

[Danae]

Consider the source,the Mayor of Skankville has zero credibility.

[NorthStarStateConservative]

She has the thousand c**k stare.

[Dick Bachert]

She looks like Quinton Tarantino in drag.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

[Teotwawki]

Ugly to the core.

[Elle Bee]

the View is an attention whore convention

.

[mazda77]

And then they bestow upon themselves the moral authority to talk about Willow’s teenage rant tweets?

[MadeMan]

I can’t imagine anybody, anywhere, giving a ripe turkey crap what this used up skank has to say about anything.

[Cicero]

JOY BEHAR, HOST: After weeks of speculation that the low-scoring Bristol Palin could actually take the "Dancing With The Stars`" win, the nation breathed the sigh of relief last night as Jennifer Grey was crowned the champion (ph). With me now to talk about this and other stories in the news are Sandra Bernhard, comedian and singer, Rebecca Dana, senior correspondent for the Daily Beast, and Andrea Marcovicci, singer and actress. I called you Andrea. Is it Andrea or Andrea?

Wow. Biggest news of Thanksgiving week! Four experts gather to discuss how Bristol Palin lost Dancing with the Stars! And the ENTIRE NATION BREATHES A SIGH OF RELIEF!

[Danae]

Maybe because they already know how to deal with Chlamydia?? Just askin.

[Chi-townChief]

The poster girl for liberal femininity ...

[mazda77]

Your attempt at flattery will most assuredly get you nowhere with her. Give it up dude, Madonna would be an easier mark.

[bray]

Shouldn’t there be a rule you have to be funny every decade or so to be a comedian rather than just being a liberal who calls Repubs dumb?

[Gator113]

I’m not convinced that this ugly thing is really a female.

[mimaw]

This is one of the ugliest lesbian bull dykes in the country. One day this ugly POS will do the planet a favor and stick her head in an oven. What a miserable existence this dirty smelly old bag must live. Sorry but people like her and her cohorts bring out a gut reaction that has to be expelled.

[alecqss]

Obviously, the highlight of Behar’s and Bernhard’s lives.