Sandra Bernhard Calls Bristol Palin a Hooker on 'Joy Behar Show'

Newsbusters.org ^ | 11-25-10 | Noel Sheppard

[Justaham]

Comedienne Sandra Bernhard called Bristol Palin a hooker on Wednesday's "The Joy Behar Show."

JOY BEHAR, HOST: After weeks of speculation that the low-scoring Bristol Palin could actually take the "Dancing With The Stars`" win, the nation breathed the sigh of relief last night as Jennifer Grey was crowned the champion (ph). With me now to talk about this and other stories in the news are Sandra Bernhard, comedian and singer, Rebecca Dana, senior correspondent for the Daily Beast, and Andrea Marcovicci, singer and actress. I called you Andrea. Is it Andrea or Andrea?

ANDREA MARCOVICCI, SINGER: It`s Andrea.

BEHAR: Andrea?

MARCOVICCI: Yes. You did great.

BEHAR: So, Sandra, were you ready to shoot the TV last night?

SANDRA BERNHARD, COMEDIAN: I twittered for the entire two hours. My eyeballs were falling out of my head. I said, first of all, I said, Cander and Ebb would not allow this.

(LAUGHTER)

BERNHARD: You cannot be part of the Palin legacy and dance to Cander and Ebb in a cage.

BEHAR: Yes.

BERNHARD: I mean, Bob Fosse, he turned over in his grave.

BEHAR: I know. What about Fred Astair and Ginger Rogers? They`re dead, you know. They died last night.

BERNHARD: Yes. They died and came back and died for the third time.

BEHAR: What`s her name, Bristol on today`s "View" said something like --

BERNHARD: How did she do it? How did she get to New York to do the "View"?

BEHAR: I don`t know.

REBECCA DANA, SENIOR CORRESPONDENT, THE DAILY BEAST: They have their own plane, these people.

BERNHARD: She`s such a hooker. She got on a flight after losing last night.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

**Beat with an ugly stick til it broke.***

Got in a fight with an axe and the axe won!

[ViLaLuz]

“She sure has a big nose.”

Maybe that’s why she’s such a popular lesbian.

[Justaham]

***That is one nasty woman!***

Ship her to South Korea and use her as an body-bomb against N. Koreans.

[little jeremiah]

The face is the index of the mind.

Yikes.

[freekitty]

These two are POSs that don’t amount to a hill of beans.

[hsalaw]

Is that Kurt Russell in a wig?

[Ditter]

Geeezzee that woman is ugly! Maybe if she wasn't so ugly she would be a little nicer. I'll chip in for that nose job she needs so badly. I'll put a quarter in the pot........ I'll up it to $.50. We must be charitable.

[bray]

If her parents were Indian and Chinese she would be named Ugh Lee.

[bannie]

That's a man, dudes!

[bannie]

That's a man, dudes!

[Venturer]

Tha person who came up with the saying “ugly to the bone” had this creature in mind.

She couldnt get laid on death row.

It’s funny ,even murderers and killers have some taste.

Can you imagine what she will look like if she reach’s Helen Thomas’s age.

[aruanan]

Tha person who came up with the saying “ugly to the bone” had this creature in mind.

She looks like a female version of whichever, Beavis or Butthead, does the Cornholio thing.

[Anti-Bubba182]

[aruanan]

She looks like a female version of whichever, Beavis or Butthead, does the Cornholio thing.

[luvie]

No way that’s a woman!

[luvie]

“these people”?????

Isn’t that racist!??

[wku man]

Is Bernhard still alive? I thought she was dead...maybe it's just her career.

Scouts out! Cavalry Ho!

[PLMerite]

Also rumored to have dated Patricia Velasquez (”The Mummy,” and “The Mummy Returns”).

[Chode]

feh...

[LeonardFMason]

GUILTY!!!!

Wasn’t he the Banjo player in “Deliverance”?