Posted on 11/24/2010 8:10:55 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I think it depends on the caliber. Of the shooter and the shotgun...
“seen the movie...”
Speaking of which, I finally sat through Avatar last week. By the end of it, only my laughter kept me from death by boredoom...
I am signing off until Friday. Hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving.
War Eagle!
The only thing that kept me from walking out of that movie was that I fell asleep.
Well that doesn’t sound too ominous, keeping up a blog is just one more hassle to try to deal with when energy needs to be elsewhere.
Thought I’d check this thread today in case there was some sign of life here as Rush is putting me to sleep today...
LOL! I can dig that!
Yup, me too. I'm heading to bed in just a few minutes.
Wishing them all a Happy Thanksgiving and big juicy turkeys.
Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good thread!
Hello.
She did fantastic! I'm glad she came last.
"Indeed there are those who are last who will be first, and first who will be last." Luke 13:30
Ruh roh. An ammo clip was found on a SW airplane. Horror of horrors!
Hi.
You funny!
How come all the fast food joints just close up in San Francisco and go to another state?
I love these polls Rush is discussing...so if you didn’t spend any money on the holidays last year, and you aren’t spending any money on the holidays THIS year; you’re spending the SAME, right? Polls are crap.
....Ruh roh. An ammo clip was found on a SW airplane. Horror of horrors!......
ok—HOW DID that GET PAST THE tsa GROPERS???
It was a law enforcement officer’s clip.
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