Posted on 11/24/2010 8:10:55 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
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Obama says he’s “not thinking about Sarah Palin” pings.
Liar. Sarah lives rent-free in his head.
I guess he’s just not into nightmares.
Hello!
The fact he mentions her demonstrates he thinks about her. lol.
Gobble gobble bump bump!
Congratulations Bristol. You did good girl.
I bet he never stops thinking about her. She scares the daylights out of him and his ilk.
bttt
It’s Official – The FCC Will Vote to Take Over the Internet in December
by Seton Motley
http://biggovernment.com/smotley/2010/11/23/its-official-the-fcc-will-vote-to-take-over-the-internet-in-december/
Stay tuned – we will soon tell you how you can be a part of the preventative solution. [Watch this space: http://biggovernment.com ]
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Coming up: TSA body scanners on public transportation
http://hotair.com/archives/2010/11/24/coming-up-tsa-body-scanners-on-public-transportation/
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Obama’s Labor Dept. To Create Gov’t Sponsored ‘Labor News’ Agency?
Publius’ Forum ^ | November 24, 2010 | Warner Todd Huston
http://www.publiusforum.com/2010/11/24/obamas-labor-dept-to-create-govt-sponsored-labor-news-agency/
Wonder if Johnny Mac still feels the same way...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1076999/McCain-appears-concede-lose-telling-voters-We-fear-Barack-Obama-White-House.html
Hi.
Somewhere in Heaven the Gipper is smiling over Bristol.
Hi, cupcake.
Your comment is very time appropriate as I just received my shirt from Zazzle today. So many images of Ronnie makes me smile.
I am more in love with the Palin family then i have ever been.
Hope he stays on the TSA today. We have a golden opportunity here to promote freedom, liberty, and less government intrusion.
Mark might want her.
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