TSA Images Thread - Pics, Bumper Stickers, T-shirts, you name it, you post it

Vanity | Nov 22, 2010 | FP

[FreedomPoster]

I came across this item and wanted to post it up, which led to the question: Where?

Well, the answer I came up with is In this thread:

[nutmeg]

At this moment, if I had to make a choice, I would choose the enhanced pat down in full view of the public while hoping that someone is videoing it.

Hmmm... you make a very good point there, dixiechick2000.

[MrB]

I believe you mean “ROR”. Raughing Out Roud.

[MrB]

I think “videoing it” is illegal due to the possibility of the bad guys getting a comprehensive idea of how security is conducted and analyzing a way around it.

The videos that got out were not in full view of everyone, they were clandestine.

[maine-iac7]

We ALL need to send this to DRUDGE - maybe THIS will concern the ‘cattle’ now willingly submitting -

http://travel.usatoday.com/flights/post/2010/07/full-body-scanners-pose-cancer-risk-at-airports-us-scientists-warn/98552/1

[FreeKeys]

The COMPLETELY  irrational INSANITY of the TSA

[FreeKeys]

http://boortz.com/blogging/mt-tb.cgi/97269

[stanz]

Some really good ones!

[FreedomPoster]

The Encounter, a tale of two strangers doing what strangers do in romance novels, coming soon to bookstores near you.


He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.

He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.


"Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.

When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking `no' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ...

"Okay, ma'am," said a voice. "All done."

My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse. "You can board your flight now."

[Freedom56v2]

Classic thread!!!

[FreedomPoster]

Thank you, thank you very much. < /Elvis voice>

[GOPJ]

When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking `no' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ...

"Okay, ma'am," said a voice. "All done." My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse. "You can board your flight now."

LOL - If you're not writing romance novels, you should... you're good... A friend used to write them - about $25,000 a book plus a percentage. And Freedom - you've got a nice sense of humor ... Go for it.

[FreedomPoster]

Oh, that’s not mine. I found that elsewhere, I should have linked it in, mea culpa. It is pretty hilarious, and very nicely done.

From here:
http://www.ihatethemedia.com/the-tsa-encounter

[freemike]

These are great!

[freemike]

How are even jokes illegal? They have no right to do this. They only have the power.

[GOPJ]

You're carrying a bomb. A non-metallic bomb. You want to cut the odds of going through the full body pat down as much as possible. To do this you make absolutely sure you do NOT set off the metal detector since you know that every one who does is getting groped. What does this mean? This means that the Muslim Terrorist (remember, "terrorist" is only half a word) is not going to set off a metal detector, and is therefore a certainty that the person who is being groped because they set off the metal detector is NOT a terrorist.

Great link - thank for posting it...

[dixiechick2000]

Oh...WOW!

I love the cartoon...and your posting!

Awesome!

[dixiechick2000]

Well...I know my husband will have his blackberry. ;o)

I wouldn’t like it, but I would hate even more being radiated and stripped at the same time.

[dixiechick2000]

My husband will have his blackberry with him.

I think that will suffice. ;o)

[a fool in paradise]

[GOPJ]

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