Ruh roh, I've got one here that can *see*! 
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 11/20/2010 9:59:03 AM PST by GiovannaNicoletta
With the holidays fast approaching, the Transportation Safety Agency has announced new security procedures requiring passengers selected for secondary screening to go through a machine that produces a full body scan producing a nude but grainy, black and white image. Passengers choosing to opt out of the scan will face a full body pat.
The head of Homeland Security has indicated the government is considering the request of an Islamic organization that has suggested Muslim women be allowed to pat themselves down during a full body search that is part of new enhanced procedures at airports.
(Excerpt) Read more at greeleygazette.com ...
Try it, you loathsome hag. Just try it.
Remember Goldwater's “Extremism in the pursuit of liberty...blah blah blah...”
“WE MUST PRESUME EVIL IN THE EVIL TIL THE EVIL PROVES OTHERWISE” Or,do you wanna win or not?
Can I wear a bed sheet on my head and consider myself a Muslim?
Ruh roh, I've got one here that can *see*!
That also includes members of Congress.
With a Kenyan Clown and his circus running the executive, this is predictable behavior. It's payback for the election, as is the pullback from the border.
Maybe next time, folks will think a little about harder before they vote for a "Barack Hussein Obama."
So you tell ‘em yes, you are a muslim. Why not? The minute you are through security and out of their sight, yank the stupid thing off. If we did this en masse, what would they do about it?
If we need to go through these groin checks, then so do muslim women. It’s all or nothing. Anything less than that will create a security risk.
Napolitano is breathtakingly stupid. And so is her boss.
In the infamous words of John McEnroe “You have got to be kiddding me?”
Good! Can’t wait to see who is going to enforce this “martial law”.
Either this is satire straight from the Onion, or my alarm hasn’t gone off yet.
Saying that Napolitano was dumber than a box of rocks, would be a huge insult to the box of rocks. She’s not even in the same ball park as rocks.
You will be shot on sight as a KK Klanner!
You need to get the tablecloths from an Italian restaurant if you are a Muslim man or the drapes from a funeral parlor if you are a Muslim woman—oh and don't forget to get circumcised just in case the TSA gropers are not convinced you are not an authentic Muslim woman (the genital mutilation will show up on the scanners as well.)
no way ! Janet has to go! We need to do like Israel! period
You are exactly correct. Either they are accepting it as their one in ten chance of an x-ray or pat down, or they are already targeted as exempt. We know that latter, is in fact, the truth. Muslims are being exempted, and I'm sure that they are laughing their asses off at us.
Lol, I didn’t make it, it’s a fake or exaggeration of how she might look. Don’t know what those things are supposed to be - bombs?
To be factual, Pistole was quoted as saying ANYONE who refuses the full body scan or the pat-down will NOT fly. And that while the TSA respected the religious views of others, there would be NO EXCEPTIONS. This was during a hearing or an interview, reported on another thread.
The head of Homeland Security has indicated the government is considering the request of an Islamic organization that has suggested Muslim women be allowed to pat themselves down
J. Napolitano is Insane!...this is just insane!!!
does this stupid retard even think????
lets let Drug Smugglers just search them selves!!!!
and when they say...” Nope I found no drugs in my Semi-Truck”... Why! We just let them pass....Right???
this is Insane!!!! Obama is a Traitor to America.
And don’t forget the left’s oft repeated mantra: “Separation of church and state”, naa, naa, naanaya.
Only if they can pat their head and rub their tummy at the same time.
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