gives titty twister a whole new meaning
TSA says all breast implants will need to be done with a zipper now.
The only solution I see to this is somebody’s suggestion that there be a bomb-proof building built at every airport that each passenger must walk through separately. If they are wearing an explosive, it will immediately detonate.
Anyone with more than an A cup will automatically be placed on a no fly list.
They aren’t profiling so what are they going to do about this little cog in the security equation?
Will this surgical procedure be covered by Obama's new Health Care plan?
These bombs can’t be too big or too powerful, and a lot of the impact would be absorbed by the bomber.
But one would presume the larger the breast the larger bomb, so we know who to start profiling.
Wonder if they’d go with the double-barrel, or a single-shot?
So, once the woman has the implants, how does she detonate them? Does she have a probe she can hook to a power source, then impale her implant and light it off?
And, since our current groping plan is in response to the Xmas day bomber, who had explosives in his shorts, how will TSA treat us in response to this?
Next, we’ll hear of penile implants or rectal stuffing.
i always wondered what we’d do if they came up with a liquid explosive that wasn’t immediately toxic and wasn’t effected by acid. They could simply drink it, and set if off internally when the time came.
Or my idea for a screenplay — the terrorists all drink nitroglycerin, so if you attack them or shoot them, they explode.
Why don’t they use dogs at airport check lines? Wouldn’t they be able to smell explosives more reliably than mechanical scans?
Is nothing sacred to these people?
How are they going to detonate it? The detonator is going to be much easier to detect than the PETN.
Or are they going to remove it on the plane? That could get messy.
At the expense of being immodest, I'll point out that there are other places in the body in which explosives can be hidden and removed much more easily.
Any actual incidents of this tactic being used?
According to TSA logic, this means all women and men must have their chests cut open to be inspected for boobie bombs.
A trained dog can smell what a body scanner can’t detect.
Gee “boob bombs” are ideal for Islamic terrorists as women in that society are but chattle. Al Quada has also used a “butt bomb”, explosives in a suicide bomber’s anus. Such an attack narrowly missed killing a member of the Saudi royal family.
.and male suicide bombers are having their testicles removed, and replaced with high explosives.. then they link up with the female suicid bombers in the airplane bathrooms, and the “mile-high” club has a whole new meaning..
.and male suicide bombers are having their testicles removed, and replaced with high explosives.. then they link up with the female suicide bombers in the airplane bathrooms, and the “mile-high” club has a whole new meaning..