"We've got a live one here!!!"
Posted on 11/19/2010 8:29:41 AM PST by Heracles Basileus
FEMALE suicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.
The shocking new al-Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines".
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2903793/Radicals-deadly-booby-trap.html#ixzz15kIA8A00
They can do a buttock enlargement, use the first lady as the model.
How are they going to detonate it? The detonator is going to be much easier to detect than the PETN.
Or are they going to remove it on the plane? That could get messy.
At the expense of being immodest, I'll point out that there are other places in the body in which explosives can be hidden and removed much more easily.
Better yet, dogs can smell “guilt”.
Any actual incidents of this tactic being used?
What happens when you put your face in between them and go ....blublublbublublubbulububu, shaking all over?
Wasn’t me, but I’m sorry it wasn’t. That’s a damn good point but valid anyway, am I wrong?
Once again, the most obvious solution to airline security shows itself
Allow no one from Pakistan, Somalia, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Algeria or Morrocco to travel to the United States. Any Americans traveling to those places will be heavily screened and interviewed when they return. If they are not US citizens, they aren’t allowed back in. People from these countries, who are nationalized by 3rd countries can be tracked from their passport info, ie) no British Citizens from Pakistan allowed into the USA.
That would solve 95% of present security issues.
Just more humiliation and intimidation.
Killing the airlines would be a big stake in our economy I think. Or maybe an excuse to seize them.
That would be the equivalent of a MOAB.
According to TSA logic, this means all women and men must have their chests cut open to be inspected for boobie bombs.
“Give me the job inspecting those boobs. Bet I could tell the difference. Where does the line start to apply?
The truth is, they won’t all be Playboy centerfolds. What will you do when Helen Thomas comes along?
A trained dog can smell what a body scanner can’t detect.
Gee “boob bombs” are ideal for Islamic terrorists as women in that society are but chattle. Al Quada has also used a “butt bomb”, explosives in a suicide bomber’s anus. Such an attack narrowly missed killing a member of the Saudi royal family.
.and male suicide bombers are having their testicles removed, and replaced with high explosives.. then they link up with the female suicid bombers in the airplane bathrooms, and the “mile-high” club has a whole new meaning..
.and male suicide bombers are having their testicles removed, and replaced with high explosives.. then they link up with the female suicide bombers in the airplane bathrooms, and the “mile-high” club has a whole new meaning..
A real Daisy Cutter!
Is it my imagination? Or, does that TSA guy look like Barney Frank?
Seems like a job right up his ally!
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