Posted on 07/23/2010 8:47:03 PM PDT by vbmoneyspender
In the old days, when someone wanted you to apologize it was for something you had done to them. And the way it worked was they would ask you for an apology and you would tell them to go screw themselves. But we live in a new age where apologies are done differently. Nowadays, the way apologies work is that you demand that someone you don't personally know apologize to someone else that you don't personally know. This is another form of modern outsourcing and, as such, has become quite the rage in the more technologically sophisticated areas of the United States.
As a result, in order to keep up with the times, I am creating this Apology Thread and starting it off with my own demands for apologies from people I have never met. First, I demand that George Lucas apologize to Star Wars fans for writing and directing Stars Wars Episodes 1, 2 and 3 and that he further apologize to movie fans in general for producing Howard the Duck. Second, I demand that Norm Coleman apologize to the good people of the state of Minnesota for losing to Al Franken in the 2008 senatorial race. And because this race had national implications, Norm Coleman may want to consider expanding his apology to include the citizens of all these United States. Third, I demand that Madonna apologize to Kabbalah worshippers for joining their religion and thereby making a mockery of it.
Now that I have issued my apology demands, I would like to invite my fellow freepers to issue their own apology demands to people they don't know.
And lastly, because I don't want this post to end on a purely negative note, I would like to personally thank Mitchell Mortaza for founding the Women's Lingerie Football League. Mitchell, if you are reading this, I just want to say "Never Give Up! Never Surender!"
OMG!!!! That is just way worse than my earlier thought.
I was looking for the perfect Dieter photo and had some work to attend to.
LOL
You go “Flashdance”
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Not that you would have any way of knowing this, but I have a couple of remotes that look a lot like that.
If we ever inhabited the same space at the same time, the universe would cease to exist.
We maintain a safe distance.
[or we’d get arrested...I forget exactly what the restraining order said]
LOL! At least you know where the remotes are. I have been looking for the remote to the digital converter for the past 3-4 weeks. I think I might have accidentally put it in storage.
Reality has no meaning....and a narrow purple beak.
Well, that’s too bad.
You seem like such a perfect couple.
Mine all have teeth marks.
Wanna trade?
Couple of what?
Well, she’s got to finish ironing and I’m going to the grocery store.
Back in a nonce.
Perhaps two nonces.
Nothing, nothing....Not that there’s anything wrong with that, erh, whatever...
K!
Noncey
I got tired of ironing.
I shoved the refrigerator over on top of the basket, instead.
The clothes will be real good and flat, now.
;]
[annoying, ain’t I?]
Nope. you and shibumi are great.
Your humor is funny.
You from a small family or a large family?
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