I'm sorry I did not see your apology.
Posted on 07/23/2010 8:47:03 PM PDT by vbmoneyspender
In the old days, when someone wanted you to apologize it was for something you had done to them. And the way it worked was they would ask you for an apology and you would tell them to go screw themselves. But we live in a new age where apologies are done differently. Nowadays, the way apologies work is that you demand that someone you don't personally know apologize to someone else that you don't personally know. This is another form of modern outsourcing and, as such, has become quite the rage in the more technologically sophisticated areas of the United States.
As a result, in order to keep up with the times, I am creating this Apology Thread and starting it off with my own demands for apologies from people I have never met. First, I demand that George Lucas apologize to Star Wars fans for writing and directing Stars Wars Episodes 1, 2 and 3 and that he further apologize to movie fans in general for producing Howard the Duck. Second, I demand that Norm Coleman apologize to the good people of the state of Minnesota for losing to Al Franken in the 2008 senatorial race. And because this race had national implications, Norm Coleman may want to consider expanding his apology to include the citizens of all these United States. Third, I demand that Madonna apologize to Kabbalah worshippers for joining their religion and thereby making a mockery of it.
Now that I have issued my apology demands, I would like to invite my fellow freepers to issue their own apology demands to people they don't know.
And lastly, because I don't want this post to end on a purely negative note, I would like to personally thank Mitchell Mortaza for founding the Women's Lingerie Football League. Mitchell, if you are reading this, I just want to say "Never Give Up! Never Surender!"
So is Pablo on the thread?
Man, you guys need to be watching Deadliest Warriors. Mosting addicting series ever.
Denied!(whispered)
Oh, you are SO in it now.
Pablo.
He is here, everywhere.
And nowhere.
Truly deadly warriors watch SpongeBob.
And the Stooges.
And Film Noir.
And Looney Tunes.
And sometimes we just focus on a spot on the wall for 15 or 20 minutes. (Or read a blog - same thing.)
I can press a shirt.
Nehru?
I won’t let him.
Every time he tries to walk the straight and narrow, I leap out of the weeds and knock him right off the path.
Sure.
Even starch the collar for ya.
And you can instantly recall show tunes from musicals....why?
I don’t even have to click the link. I know the score by heart.
As an aside, I did not choose the name. The Japanese coined the term to describe ~me~.
Used to be, theater was a great way to meet chicks.
I seem to do quite well with just whips and chains, thank you very much.
;]
” The Japanese coined the term to describe ~me~.”
Did I mention that I adore him for his incredible humility?
Oh! My! God!.... Magnum!!!
You guys are cruel. It would be hilarious if you knew each other in the real world.
LOL
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