Obama Takes Credit For Capping The Oil Spill

Flopping Aces ^ | 07-17-10 | DrJohn

[Starman417]

An exercise in pronoun selection.

Is Obama Claiming Credit for Gulf Spill Solution?

THE PRESIDENT: Good morning, everybody. I wanted to give everyone a quick update on the situation in the Gulf. As we all know, a new cap was fitted over the BP oil well earlier this week. This larger more sophisticated cap was designed to give us greater control over the oil flow as we complete the relief wells that are necessary to stop the leak.

Now, our scientists and outside experts have met through the night and continue this morning to analyze the data from the well integrity test. What they're working to determine is whether we can safely shut in the well using the new cap without creating new problems, including possibly countless new oil leaks in the sea floor.

Now BP's scientists are the "Scientists formerly known as They"

Read more at floppingaces.net...

[handmade]

Okay- now I have had my laugh (more like guffaw) for the day. That should improve international relations a whole bunch.

[Gorzaloon]

that is quite christian of you!

Yes, he was demonstrating Charity.

[shield]

Who gave us this oil cap? I understand it is a secret.

[freedomson]

Here's a picture of me capping the well from Maine:

[Farmer Dean]

Allow me to second that.

[Uri’el-2012]

It is Satan channeling through Obama

[Dixie Yooper]

Red and yellow, black and white, we're all tax-slaves in his sight... Obama loves the little people of the World.

[dforest]

I am waiting for them to stick one of those Recovery Act signs down there by the capped well.

Maybe they will send Joe Biteme down in a scuba suit for a photo op.

[DManA]

I like the idea of that picture but doesn’t look much like Barry.

[freekitty]

Gee, I thought he was to busy golfing or vacationing to be bothered with such trivial stuff like that.

[jellybean]

Let's get the FReepathon over!

Dare to give a damn!
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[TommyDale]

Probably about as Christian as Obama himself.

[SuziQ]

Is anyone surprised?

[hal ogen]

My understanding is that he scuba-ed down and plugged the hole himself. Our leader is so fearkess, selfless and wonderful. All praise nobama! He is so perfect...just ask him.

[silverleaf]

ROFL!!!!

[fabian]

Yes...but Obama is merely a tool of a great darkness called communism. He is like a puppet. And he does serve a purpose at this point for us....to rally us back to our freedom! We have had it with income taxes, abortion, excessive nanny statism, secular brainwashing schools...had it! We will prevail again because many good men and women have fought and died for this land of freedom over the devil called America. He will rally to us, but we need to have love and courage...to give up our addictions and hate. Let’s get it togather! fhu.com and their coping strategies, used widely by our miltary, will help alot!

[Liz]

You got that right.

[JoanneSD]

The picture of President Barack Obama Jr. shows the scars on the right side of his head quite plain.. he is not often photographed from that angle..

[Fresh Wind]

If the cap fails and the gusher erupts again, will The King still use the word “we”?

[Liz]

"I am strong, I am invincible. I am w-o-o-o-m-a-n."