Posted on 07/05/2010 5:53:32 AM PDT by eeevil conservative
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Now for a little "upbeat" holiday message from the dweller......
Government “authorized” ways to celebrate your freedoms
this 4th of July
As we go out to celebrate our 234 years of freedom this 4th
of July, 2010, let's go over a few things to make your
celebration a success.
Do not claim that freedom of speech gives you the right to
wear a Tee-shirt that the government doesn't like. They can
put you in jail.
Tidy up you house before you leave in case it is searched
while you are out. You used to have the right to freedom
from search unless a search warrant is issued. Now the
police can come into your home, and take whatever they
want, and not tell you until 2 weeks later, if they tell
you at all. They don't even have to knock on the door
before they barge in.
Don't use any illegal fireworks in your 4th Celebration. It
is for your own safety. And the founding father's
implemented a government to protect you from yourselves.
Didn't they? Besides, fireworks are explosive devices and
you might be considered a terrorist with weapons of mass
destruction. And although the government can't find any in
Iraq, you can rest assured they will find them in your car
trunk. But don't worry, getting arrested, imprisoned
indefinitely without formal charges, and a 5 year wait
before the secret tribunal trial per the Patriot Act is a
breeze. It's that secret summary execution that should make
you nervous.
Make sure you are buckled up in your seat belts, there will
be roadblocks and checkpoints to make sure you comply. It
is for the children. Have your papers ready as you approach
the holiday police checkpoints.
If you are an airline employee, lighten up for the holiday,
you can always look for a job tomorrow. Maybe you could
transfer over to a Federal Airport Security Screener job.
Big demand for those jobs and you don't have to be smart.
If celebrating on any public property, make no mention of
religious ideals. Government is a god there. You will be
apprehended. ALSO, do not hold any religious observances in
“your home” without checking with the zoning
administration, to see if “your home” is properly zoned for
church activities. ALSO by careful not to violate any
ordinances against “group assembly”. Do not put up any
patriotic signs in front of “your home” without checking
with the zoning administration, to see if “your home” is
properly zoned for billboards.
The term “your home” is used to refer; not only to homes
that are rented on a monthly basis, from another subject;
but also to homes that are rented on a yearly basis,
directly from the government agent, in the property tax
division of your county.
If you make any improvements, in preparation for your fully
government authorized gathering, make sure that you get
permission from the real owner of “your home”. The correct
government agent, to grant this permission, will be in the
“building permits” section.
Don't criticize the President, or other government
officials; you might be in violation of the Patriot Act and
considered a possible terrorist.
Don't mention the Constitution in any district court, or
you could be held in contempt.
If your children get out of line this holiday, do not
discipline them, or they may be kidnapped by the Dept. of
Social Services and held hostage until you sign a
confession, receive approved psychological therapy, and are
deemed acceptable.
Show compassion this Independence Day by bringing an
illegal immigrant to your celebration, or by hugging a
tree.
If an election is occurring in your locality within the
next 90 days, do not talk about or publicly support any
candidate, as that is no longer lawful. Keep your mouth
shut.
If an officer asks to search your vehicle at the “seat
belt” checks, do not be belligerent and demand a search
warrant. Standing up for your fourth amendment rights is
anti-social and not in tune with the new American way. Are
you with Al Quada or something?
Do not get upset when the searching officer will not help
you pick up your belongings that he has strewn all over the
highway as he searched your vehicle. It is not in his job
description and complaining will get you charged with
obstructing justice.
Keep your guns at home. You are not going hunting and
besides, what on earth do guns have to do with American
Independence? Better yet, turn your guns into the
authorities to let them know that you are a true patriotic
American. You still have the right to carry a gun if you
have a license, but that will soon be gone if the United
Nations passes their measure making carrying a gun illegal.
Better yet, just STAY at home. BUT do not assume that you
are safe, because you are at home. If a government
bureaucrat shows up at your home, he will probably be
flashing a badge at you. This makes him look like a
constitutional law enforcement officer. He may even be
armed. Do not ask to see a warrant, and then tell him to
leave if he does not have one. They will put a siege around
your house. If you do not come out soon enough, they may
invade, with guns drawn, or even set your house on fire.
For more information, do a Google search using keywords
like “Symbionese Liberation Army”, “Philadelphia MOVE
group”, “Gordon Kahl”, “The Order”, “Robert Matthews”,
“Covenant of the Sword and Arm of the Lord”, “Randy Weaver”
, “Branch Davidian”, or “Elian Gonzalez”.
If you are counting on you congressman to protect you,
understand that the average congressman is ALSO afraid to
resist. For more information, do a Google search using
keywords like “George Hansen”, “James Traficant” or “Larry
McDonald”.
You used to have the right to privacy. Now they have
cameras everywhere watching you. If celebrating at the mall
you are probably safe as the mall is now monitored by
hundreds of surveillance cameras, watched by federal
security forces. Don't do anything that you wouldn't want
them to see.
Bring lots of cash with you, there will be many taxes,
fines, and fees to pay as you celebrate your freedoms this
day.
Do not leave home without your driver's license, social
security card, birth certificate, welfare card, Medicare
card, medical records, W-2 Form, and two others forms of
ID. You may be asked for them at the police checkpoints.
Better yet, get micro-chipped, and avoid the hassle of
carrying around your papers. Bring your library card, the
FBI may ask you for it.
Do not put any “anti-government” bumper stickers on your
car. Especially not anything about the right to keep and
bear arms. Police have been trained by the FBI in “bumper
sticker profiling”. This attracts their attention at the
check points, and makes you look like a terrorist.
With regard to “bumper sticker profiling” you should be
especially aware of the fact that “They will get my gun,
when they pry it from my cold dead fingers” is no longer
mere semantics. At WACO, and at RUBY RIDGE, we learned that
they WILL kill you to take your guns.
ALSO, be careful not to have any unauthorized THOUGHTS.
There are now serious penalties for “thought crime”. Be
aware that “civil forfeiture” laws make it possible to take
anything that you own, by alleging that it was “intended”
to be used for the commission of a crime. This could
include transporting, or storing, a gun. If “civil
forfeiture” proceedings are initiated against you, then you
will have the burden of proof, to show that your thoughts
were in compliance with government standards.
Get to know some politicians, and bureaucrats, so that you
might be able to head off the taking of your private
property to be given to private developers for the “public
good”.
If traveling by air, this Independence Day, do not give the
airport screeners a hard time. They are feeling you up, and
molesting your daughter, and wife, for the security of
America. If you complain you could be arrested. You don't
support Osama Bin Laden do you?
Keep an eye on your fellow Americans as you celebrate this
4th of July. If you see anything suspicious, take notes so
that when you get home you can call and report them to the
Homeland Security Office. And remember you are not a nosey
snitch, you are a great American Patriot.
Do not mention the signers of the Declaration of
Independence this 4th of July. Mentioning these white
subversive terrorists is not popular and could get you in
big trouble. Besides what do these guys have to do with the
4th of July anyway?
Do not leave home without one or more little plastic
American flags made by political slaves in Communist China.
Make sure you have one flying from the antennae of your
vehicle. You don't want to seem un-American do you?
Do not take a copy of the Declaration of Independence with
you as it advocates the overthrow of tyrannical government.
It is a terrorist document and will be confiscated at the
holiday police checkpoints. Same advice for the
Constitution.
And remember, as you leave home for your 4th of July
outing, that the second you stepped out of your door that
you probably broke hundreds of federal, state, and local
laws that you are probably unaware of. However, if you tow
the line, you will not be charged.
If arrested you used to have the right to a jury trial, and
to be told what you have done wrong, and appointed council.
Now you can be labeled an “enemy combatant” or terrorist,
and be placed in jail with no trial, no lawyer, nothing for
as long as they want. For more information, do a Google
search on “Jose Padilla”.
Don't even think about taxes on this great day. The 50 per
cent government confiscation of your income at the threat
of imprisonment or at the point of a gun should not even
cross your mind as you revel in your freedom. After all,
April 15th is a long way off. With a little effort, maybe
we can get our taxes down to one fourth of our income; like
the amount that the feudal serfs paid to their masters.
And whatever you do, do not let on that you really know
that true freedom died a long time ago in America, just
have fun for the day and then go home and stick your head
back in the sand and pretend America is not becoming a
fascist police state.
If you have a few decades with nothing better to do, study
up on “administrative law”. Laws are now made by the
unelected bureaucrats, in hundreds of “administrative
agencies”. If you are charged with violating one of these
“laws” you will not get a trial by a jury of your peers.
You will be tried by the agency that made the “law” and
made the charge against you. If you appeal this
“conviction,” your appeal will also be heard by the
administrative agency that “convicted” you. How likely is
it, that they will decide, that they were right?
I hope this message gets past the Department of Home land
Insecurity approved internet filter. How else can they
protect us from unauthorized thought?
Now go out and celebrate your freedom, and have a great
Independence Day!
Doctor: 'Dying' Lockerbie bomber may live 10 years
10 to 20 is what's in the article, but who's counting...
I guess Glenn’s on vacation today.
Hey! I be here and stuff!!
(no I’m not dead.)
Had a weird 4th, but that’s par for the course. We all still have our fingers and eyes.
I’m having audio issues again, as usual. But I’m assuming that Glenn’s got a sub in, right? Pat did a pretty good job Friday flying solo.
Lately, I’ve been having trouble dealing with my anger in regards to Mr. Obama. When ever he’s on the tube, or if I even think about him I get like this chick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teZvazZIfqU
Us old folks will remember that one from the Dahmer trial. But that is exactly how I feel. It’s sad. I need to be physically restrained.
Illegals are here to steal...our jobs, our money, our services, and in some cases; our very lives.
Good morning, FRiend! In this case, deliver us TO eeevil!!!!
(conservative, that is!)
A shout out for SoCal readers of this thread: starting tomorrow, Glenn Beck will be on live from 6am-9am PDT in Los Angeles, on 870 KRLA (www.krla870.com)
The new schedule as of July 6:
6a-9a Glenn Beck
9a-12n Dennis Prager (unchanged)
12n-3p Michael Medved (unchanged)
3p-5p Hugh Hewitt
5p-8p Mike Gallagher
8p-11p Dennis Miller
11p-12m Hugh Hewitt
Hi, All...
E-mail from Glenn today...
July 5, 2010
Hello America,
You know me…you know the drill. It’s the 4th of July, so of course you can expect a special email from old Glenn, one where I quote Thomas Jefferson and maybe make fun of myself for eating my weight in hot dogs. Not this year. It’s true—for me, July 4th is much more than just a day for backyard barbeques and firework displays, and I know it’s the same for you. We celebrate and cherish America’s independence all the time—we don’t need a special occasion to fly the flag or honor those who serve. So this year, I want to simply wish you and your family a happy 4th of July and leave you with one idea to think about.
Most of us think of the 4th of July as the day when we declared our independence from England and began building the greatest nation the world has ever known. And while it’s true, that notion feels very much like the end of something…British rule, oppression, being subjects to a king instead of to one another. But when you stop and think about it, the 4th of July wasn’t an ending at all—it was just the beginning.
While we declared our Independence on July 4th, 1776, we had to keep fighting to defend that declaration until 1783, over seven years of bloody struggle and ultimate sacrifice. And while those who fought in the Revolutionary War knew what they were dying to protect, “we the people” didn’t adopt our Constitution until 1787, more than 11 years after those 56 men gathered in a room and signed their name to a piece of parchment that said there’s a better way for men and women to live:
In freedom.
The second sentence of the Declaration of Independence reads:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
The fight to live up to those 36 words continues to this day, as an ever expanding government is threatening to suppress the very freedoms our founders fought for. And while July 4th, 1776 was a major victory, let the date serve not merely as a day to remember how it all started - but also that freedom is fragile and vigilance is needed to preserve and protect it. Each and every one of us is responsible to make sure that freedom doesn’t vanish on our watch. This 4th of July, think about what the founders risked to make sure they and future generations lived free - their lives, the fortunes, and their sacred honor. And ask yourself, are you willing to do the same?
God bless you, your family, and the United States of America
July 5, 2010
Hello America,
You know me…you know the drill. It’s the 4th of July, so of course you can expect a special email from old Glenn, one where I quote Thomas Jefferson and maybe make fun of myself for eating my weight in hot dogs. Not this year. It’s true—for me, July 4th is much more than just a day for backyard barbeques and firework displays, and I know it’s the same for you. We celebrate and cherish America’s independence all the time—we don’t need a special occasion to fly the flag or honor those who serve. So this year, I want to simply wish you and your family a happy 4th of July and leave you with one idea to think about.
Most of us think of the 4th of July as the day when we declared our independence from England and began building the greatest nation the world has ever known. And while it’s true, that notion feels very much like the end of something…British rule, oppression, being subjects to a king instead of to one another. But when you stop and think about it, the 4th of July wasn’t an ending at all—it was just the beginning.
While we declared our Independence on July 4th, 1776, we had to keep fighting to defend that declaration until 1783, over seven years of bloody struggle and ultimate sacrifice. And while those who fought in the Revolutionary War knew what they were dying to protect, “we the people” didn’t adopt our Constitution until 1787, more than 11 years after those 56 men gathered in a room and signed their name to a piece of parchment that said there’s a better way for men and women to live:
In freedom.
The second sentence of the Declaration of Independence reads:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
The fight to live up to those 36 words continues to this day, as an ever expanding government is threatening to suppress the very freedoms our founders fought for. And while July 4th, 1776 was a major victory, let the date serve not merely as a day to remember how it all started - but also that freedom is fragile and vigilance is needed to preserve and protect it. Each and every one of us is responsible to make sure that freedom doesn't vanish on our watch. This 4th of July, think about what the founders risked to make sure they and future generations lived free - their lives, the fortunes, and their sacred honor. And ask yourself, are you willing to do the same?
God bless you, your family, and the United States of America
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