The release of the 2nd Chaka will be a happy ending.
Posted on 06/30/2010 7:41:33 AM PDT by Kaslin
Al Gore didn't merely invent the Internet. He invented romance.
At least that's how the mainstream media played his marriage to Tipper. When he Frenched her on national television in 2000, the journalistic crowd swooned. "In Vice President Al Gore's campaign to change his robotic image," gushed The New York Times, "nothing may have helped more than the big smooch ... the kiss had an old-fashioned, romantic innocence."
Now, that "old-fashioned, romantic innocence" has withered away. According to the 73-page police report by a Portland, Ore., masseuse, Gore is not only an attempted adulterer, he's a "crazed sex poodle." And if any of what is laid forth in the report is true, he's also exceptionally weird.
His romantic evening with the masseuse began in Victorian-enough manner; he called the front desk of the Hotel Lucia on Oct. 24, 2006 and asked for a massage. When the masseuse arrived, Gore immediately turned on the global warming, hugging the masseuse a bit too close: "The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it," said the masseuse. She also admitted that she didn't protest because Gore "was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear ... that they were giving him 'the royal treatment.'"
Apparently, "royal treatment" at the Hotel Lucia includes thigh massages, as well as angry demands for touching below the waist. Finally, Gore let loose with immortal phraseology, asking the masseuse to "release ... his second chakra there."
For those who do not know, a "chakra" is a Sanskrit word for a force center, which exists on the "etheric" body of man. What does that mean? Nobody knows, but it allows leftist grease bags like Al Gore to sound spiritual when all they really want is a happy ending from a masseuse.
But the masseuse's journey into Al Gore's romantic wonderland continued. As she attempted to back out of the room slowly, Gore leapt to his feet and "wrapped [her] in an inescapable embrace," while caressing her "back and buttocks and breasts." More than the planet had a fever, apparently.
After forcing another Frencher on the masseuse and suggesting that they use the "treat box" in the room, Gore finally brought out his most seductive move: he steered her into the bedroom, where he brought out his iPod. He wanted the masseuse to listen to talentless Pink's soporific attack on President George W. Bush, "Dear Mr. President." She asks Bush some questions in the song -- questions like "How do you sleep while the rest of us cry? ... How do you walk with your head held high? ... How can you say no child is left behind?" You can just see Gore bobbing his head in time to the music -- perhaps the great man even did a little sexy dance for the nameless masseuse.
To put a capper on things, Gore jumped on her, pushed her back on the bed, Frenched her again, and then "groped [her] breasts and painfully squeezed [her] nipples ... pressed his pelvis against [hers]." Etc., etc., etc.
In essence, the former vice president of the United States let his chakra out of the lockbox.
The best part of the story was yet to come, however. When the masseuse told her friends that she'd been sexually assaulted by the horny horned-owl hero, they answered her in typical liberal fashion: "suck it up; otherwise, the world's going to be destroyed from global warming."
You have to love people who are so stupid that they think Al Gore's blustering blather about saving the planet means he gets to rape anybody he pleases. But then again, we've heard that song and dance before. Remember Betty Friedan justifying Clinton's sexual assaults and dalliances? Or Gloria Steinem? Or Nina Burleigh, former White House correspondent for Time, who once explained, "I'd be happy to give him a blow job just to thank him for keeping abortion legal"?
So far, the media is avoiding any mention of the Gore complaint, preferring to focus on titillating issues like the Elena Kagan hearings and the interminable oil leak. The comedians of the world are avoiding the Gore debacle like flies avoid vinegar.
That's what we call selective coverage. If you're a liberal, you can literally get away with probable murder (Teddy Kennedy), rape (Bill Clinton), children out of wedlock (John Edwards), association with known racists and terrorists (Barack Obama), involvement with the mob (JFK), pimping out gay prostitutes from your apartment (Barney Frank) and membership in the KKK (Robert Byrd), so long as you believe in bigger government and less financial freedom. If you're a conservative, you get ousted for complimenting a racist on his 100th birthday (Trent Lott) or having a consensual affair (John Ensign, Mark Souder, etc.). That's not to say that Lott and Co. shouldn't have resigned -- it's just to say that if they'd been Democrats, they'd be sitting secure in their seats, their brows bound with victorious wreaths.
“Ummm, she’s working in a hotel, giving massages late at night - charging over $500 and she’s “taken aback” by a hug? Gimme a break.”
” he called the front desk of the Hotel Lucia on Oct. 24, 2006 and asked for a massage. When the masseuse arrived, Gore immediately turned on the global warming, hugging the masseuse a bit too close: “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” said the masseuse. She also admitted that she didn’t protest because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear ... that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”
Not unusual for classy hotels to have a masseuse/masseur on call. They probably got half of the money.
wonda if she still believes in the religion of global warming?
Again, that is just her version of the story so I don't profess to know what really transpired...maybe Gore isn't a sex crazed poodle...to be honest, I'd be rather happy to find out he wasn't so I can purge that mental image.
That's one creepy metal image alright... That said, my first reaction - was that this had the feel of political "hit". For one thing - the MSM jumped on the story - and usually - no matter what a dem does - they find a reason to "give a pass" to the dem in question. The fact that a person giving massages in men's hotel rooms would have the kind of liberal friends who would discuss the ethics involved in global warming relative to a man coming on too aggressively is also interesting and brings up questions.
Then again, this could all be as it's presented. Gore was a jerk - the woman was pure as the driven snow - and friends who cared about global warming and politics were part and parcel of this woman's circle... Really, it could all be true. And maybe a massage in a hotel room at midnight is always only a massage. I've never had a massage in a hotel room - midnight or not... but it seems a reporter could look into it... I'd like to know more.
The release of the 2nd Chaka will be a happy ending.
Neither does man-made global warming.
Agreed. A psychotic.
Well, from other actions and statements it seems clear that Gore is a jerk. That video of him spewing spittle while shouting "Bush has betrayed America" comes to mind, for example. She doesn't have to be pure as the driven snow for him to have committed a crime, she just has to have said no and he couldn't have given her money with the intention of purchasing sex...otherwise a crime was committed.
As for the late night massage, I knew a guy who did on call massages at hotels and it was often late night...you get paid more when you respond to off hours assignments. This guy was a 1 person business and I rather doubt he involved sex as part of his services. As an aside, he was a rather unattractive, overweight asian guy in his 50's...so while he might have been someone's cup of tea I expect that market would be pretty small.
This whole thing should enrage me. It should depress me. It should embarrass me as an American.
But, for some reason, I cannot stop laughing at this.
All of us who have paid attention here know that he is as bizarre as they come, but this is just drop dead comic fodder.
It is also no surprise that her friends told her to keep it to herself. You coulda knocked me over with a feather there...
Sheesh...he just wanted a little help with his download.
Oh, gross.
well anymore, with a massage that is on the up and up, both parties sign a paper with the understanding there will be no shenanigans. she should have gotten his autograph on one
Not only did he lose the 2000 election, he’s lost his mind and he’s lost his pants. The guy is a real dirt bag.
Wow, is it really so bad that one has to state up front and get a written agreement that sex isn't involved? I never got into details with the guy I knew who did massage, so I have no idea if he utilized such a document...and the only massages I've had were of the girlfriend massaging out the kinks in my neck sort.
The FR thread Al Gore and the Media Protection Racket carries a link to the complete police report, including lengthy detail. of how she does her work, how she is credentialed, why she may work at night for top-tier clients, etc, and especially her thought process during and after the attack as she starts to realize that one of her culture heroes is a skank ho and potential rapist.
btw, I could not get the link to the police report to operate on my old laptop, so I found another copy of the police report online.
well it should protect both parties in the sue-happy states
:)
(1) Physical Contact with a Republican is repugnant, abhorrent, and punishable by death, or at least exile.
(2) Sex of any sort with a Democrat is an opportunity for spiritual and mental growth. The amount of force used by the Democrat is merely proportional to the need of the other participant for improvement.
(3) Have your laptop ready for pick-up today by Federal Agents. Since you are also being picked up, wear comfortable, loose clothing.
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