(1) Physical Contact with a Republican is repugnant, abhorrent, and punishable by death, or at least exile.
(2) Sex of any sort with a Democrat is an opportunity for spiritual and mental growth. The amount of force used by the Democrat is merely proportional to the need of the other participant for improvement.
(3) Have your laptop ready for pick-up today by Federal Agents. Since you are also being picked up, wear comfortable, loose clothing.
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