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Gore: 'Come on, Baby, Release my Chakra'
Townhall.com ^
| June 30, 2010
| Ben Shapiro
Posted on 06/30/2010 7:41:33 AM PDT by Kaslin
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posted on
06/30/2010 7:41:35 AM PDT
by
Kaslin
To: Kaslin
That has to go down as one of the all time worst lines just behind “what’s your sign?”
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posted on
06/30/2010 7:44:04 AM PDT
by
highlander_UW
(Education is too important to leave in the hands of the government.)
To: Kaslin
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...
To: TommyDale
Gore let his chakra out of the lockbox: he jumped on the masseuse, pushed her back on the bed, Frenched her again, and then "groped [her] breasts and painfully squeezed [her] nipples ... pressed his pelvis against [hers]." Etc., etc., etc. Lordy----where'd he learn all that? From Bill Clinton?
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posted on
06/30/2010 7:45:24 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Kaslin
And to think this weirdo could have been president.
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posted on
06/30/2010 7:45:47 AM PDT
by
unkus
To: Kaslin
For those who do not know, a "chakra" is a Sanskrit word for a force center, which exists on the "etheric" body of man. What does that mean? Nobody knows, but it allows leftist grease bags like Al Gore to sound spiritual when all they really want is a happy ending from a masseuse.Shakespeare believed that even tragedies deserved some "comic relief." Al Gore has finally found his niche in our current civil war.
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posted on
06/30/2010 7:46:08 AM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(" 'Bush did it' is not a foreign policy." -- Victor Davis Hanson)
To: unkus
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posted on
06/30/2010 7:46:47 AM PDT
by
Kaslin
(Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
To: highlander_UW
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posted on
06/30/2010 7:47:32 AM PDT
by
Kaslin
(Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
To: Kaslin
To: Common Sense 101
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posted on
06/30/2010 7:48:51 AM PDT
by
Kaslin
(Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
To: Kaslin
CHAKRA 
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posted on
06/30/2010 7:49:39 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(If by "strengthening" Obama means the economy is going down the tubes, then it's strengthening.)
To: Kaslin
“Release my Dingell-Norwood”!
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posted on
06/30/2010 7:49:56 AM PDT
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion...the Human Scarifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: Kaslin
This just doesn’t sound factual.
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posted on
06/30/2010 7:49:58 AM PDT
by
carolinacrazy
(Bow to your sensei.... BOW TO YOUR SENSEI...... www.jackassdemocrats.com)
To: carolinacrazy
Are you serious? Who could make this stuff up???
To: Kaslin
Why is anyone surpised that Gore did this?
He’s been doing it to Science and Truth for years!
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posted on
06/30/2010 7:51:00 AM PDT
by
PATRIOT1876
(Language, Borders, Culture, Full employment for those here legally)
To: Kaslin
crazed sex poodle ROTFLMAO!
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posted on
06/30/2010 7:51:04 AM PDT
by
6ppc
(It's torch and pitchfork time)
To: Kaslin
"That's what we call selective coverage. If you're a liberal, you can literally get away with probable murder (Teddy Kennedy), rape (Bill Clinton), children out of wedlock (John Edwards), association with known racists and terrorists (Barack Obama), involvement with the mob (JFK), pimping out gay prostitutes from your apartment (Barney Frank) and membership in the KKK (Robert Byrd), so long as you believe in bigger government and less financial freedom. If you're a conservative, you get ousted for complimenting a racist on his 100th birthday (Trent Lott) or having a consensual affair (John Ensign, Mark Souder, etc.). That's not to say that Lott and Co. shouldn't have resigned -- it's just to say that if they'd been Democrats, they'd be sitting secure in their seats, their brows bound with victorious wreaths.Nailed it!
To: Kaslin
AlGore is a certified loon. He needs a straight jacket and lithium.
To: Kaslin
I found it revealing that her liberal friends told her to keep quiet about the incident because of global warming...
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posted on
06/30/2010 7:51:33 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
To: Kaslin
When the masseuse arrived... "The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it," said the masseuse. Ummm, she's working in a hotel, giving massages late at night - charging over $500 and she's "taken aback" by a hug? Gimme a break.
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posted on
06/30/2010 7:51:41 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(More people are killed every year by falling vending machines than by holders of concealed-weapons)
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