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N. Korea broadcast this match live on its state TV. It would have been shocking to watch their country blown away by 7:0. Whoever suggested this 'bright idea' of live broadcast must be in deep trouble now. Some S. Koreans joke that N. Korean coach's invisible cellphone must have broken down, and he could not get timely instruction from omniscient Chia Head.
1 posted on 06/21/2010 7:45:01 AM PDT by TigerLikesRooster
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On the plus side not very many people had TVs to watch it. They sure wouldn’t want the common person to see people eating real food.

We’re also assuming they didn’t have some kind of tape delay.

I wonder if these soccer players will survive upon returning home.


2 posted on 06/21/2010 7:46:53 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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P!


3 posted on 06/21/2010 7:47:30 AM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (The way to crush the bourgeois is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation)
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These Nokor players better make up a plan to defect soon (Cuban player style ). Suffering such a humiliating defeat will incur the wrath of the increasingly mentally unstable Dear Leader.


4 posted on 06/21/2010 7:48:14 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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I’m a guessing that a whole lotta NK soccer players will mysteriously disappear after returning home. Too bad.


5 posted on 06/21/2010 7:49:25 AM PDT by equalitybeforethelaw
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They’d better defect now while they still alive...............


6 posted on 06/21/2010 7:51:28 AM PDT by Red Badger (No, Obama's not the Antichrist. He's just some guy in the neighborhood.............)
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If Chia Head had been using Verizon, he wouldn’t have had so many crucial drop-outs to his coach’s invisible cell phone.


7 posted on 06/21/2010 7:54:50 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Never trust anyone who points their rear end at God while praying.)
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Was Homer in goal?

8 posted on 06/21/2010 7:57:56 AM PDT by dfwgator
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Good thing Dear Reader wasn’t on the field playing, or it would have been a triple browout the other way!


9 posted on 06/21/2010 7:59:54 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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I guess the “fake” North Korean fans didn’t yell loud enough.


12 posted on 06/21/2010 8:07:45 AM PDT by Miss Conservative (I don't have a hang-up with wire hangers.)
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The team and their families will all be imprisoned or killed. I have a Chinese friend who waxed on about the “spirited North Koreans” after they played well against whoever it was last week. I said, “yeah, I’d be spirited too, if my life depended on the outcome!”


13 posted on 06/21/2010 8:09:41 AM PDT by sand lake bar
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Isn't soccer like golf where you go for the lowest score, such as when Chia Head got 34 under par?
15 posted on 06/21/2010 8:24:21 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (I am so immune to satire that I ate three Irish children after reading Swift's "A Modest Proposal")
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Hard to play soccer when your eating the grass.

Pray for America


17 posted on 06/21/2010 8:36:34 AM PDT by bray (Did Rush say Complete Failure?)
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Watched the game and enjoyed it so very much — especially the final score.

Ya think Chia Pet will now try to model his “looks” after Cristiano Ronaldo?


19 posted on 06/21/2010 5:30:05 PM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD
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