Prosthetic leg washes ashore in Jacksonville Beach; Willie Nelson sticker included

Times-Union ^ | June 1, 2010 | Dan Scanlan

[tlb]

Sgt. Thomas Bingham, the police spokesman, said a man brought the left leg in after it apparently washed ashore, also posting the missing limb on jacksonville.craigslist.org.

"There are no markings on it except for a Willie Nelson sticker," Bingham said. "It's kind of hard to forget."

The sergeant said the prosthetic leg has a distinctive coloration and markings, so whoever lost it should be able to identify it if they come to the department at 101 S. Penman Road. The owner can also call the police department property room at (904) 247-6196 between 7 a.m. and 4 p.m. weekdays.

[tlb]

I haven't seen Heather Mills in a while.

[bgill]

Hahahahaha!

[Pearls Before Swine]

The owner might not be showing up for it, because the shark spit it out.

[Still Thinking]

I haven't seen Heather Mills in a while.

Didn't she change her name to Ilene?

[a fool in paradise]

Did it double as a “stash”?

[JRandomFreeper]

Obviously a fan that is POed that Willie cut off his braids.

/johnny

[Red Badger]

I went to bed at two with a ten and woke up at ten with a two............

[jimmyo57]

Didn’t she change her name to Ilene?

Unless she’s part Asian then of course Irene!

[DCBryan1]

Willy really knows how to party, I tell ya!

[Joe 6-pack]

This might be a prop from the re-make of 20,000 Legs Under The Sea.

[Carley]

LOL.....Heather Mills sending us reminder of McCartney’s great judge of character.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

I had no idea Willie was one legged!

[Still Thinking]

Right. Well, that would be if Yoko rost a reg.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

“Where the hell did that damn leg go?”.....

[RichInOC]

My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
He always likes to roam
My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
I never find him home

I go to his house
Knock at his door
People come out and say
Foot Foot don’t live here no more

My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Always likes to roam
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Now he has no home

Where will Foot Foot go
What will Foot Foot do
Oh, Foot Foot
I wish I could find you

I’ve looked here, I’ve looked there
I’ve looked everywhere
Oh, Foot Foot
Why can’t I find you?

Foot Foot, where can you be?
Foot Foot, why won’t you answer me?
Foot Foot, Oh Foot Foot
Wherever you are
I want you to come home with me

I don’t have time to roam
I have things to do
I have to go home
Oh, Foot Foot, where are you?

If Foot Foot didn’t like to roam so well
He would still have a place to dwell
Foot Foot, please answer me
I know where you are
You’re behind that tree

Foot Foot, please come to me
Foot Foot, now that you’re here
Won’t you come home
Foot Foot, promise me this
That you will never again roam

—The Shaggs

[PoloSec]

wadsamaderwidyorlegboy

[TheThirdRuffian]

I told Janice Soprano to give the damn leg back.

[throwback]

Probably Lt. Dan's from the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Lost it in the storm when he was yelling at G_d.

[WOBBLY BOB]

Does Willie still owe the IRS an arm and a leg?

[AJ504]

Thanks for the great laugh on the Heather Mills line!