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To: AZamericonnie; laurenmarlowe; The Mayor; Kathy in Alaska; Colonel_Flagg; GodBlessUSA; ...
Senior Citizens:

An elderly gentleman.... Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.' The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

106 posted on 05/26/2010 8:20:02 PM PDT by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: LUV W

Evening Luvvy, Hugs.


117 posted on 05/26/2010 8:41:42 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Liberals are educated above their level of intelligence.. Thanks Sr. Angelica)
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To: LUV W

Good jokes, Luv. I like the guy with the hearing aid. The things he would hear. LOL!


145 posted on 05/26/2010 10:20:10 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: LUV W
((HUGS))Good morning, LUV W. How's it going?

A very pleasant good morning to everyone at the Canteen and to ball our military at home and abroad. Thanks for your service to our country.

146 posted on 05/27/2010 2:58:29 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

LOL! These a adorable Luvie!

180 posted on 05/27/2010 12:44:04 PM PDT by AZamericonnie
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