the jokes just right themselves...
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To: WOBBLY BOB
and they write themselves,too.
2 posted on
05/26/2010 11:02:26 AM PDT by
WOBBLY BOB
("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants"-Albert Camus)
To: WOBBLY BOB
a label will solve everything. lol
3 posted on
05/26/2010 11:07:18 AM PDT by
GeronL
(Political Correctness Kills)
To: WOBBLY BOB
This is not a joke, it happend to me- sort of. The little pieces of kernal got trapped on the bakc of my tongue and caused of choaking sensation reaction. I was finally able to dislodge the particle. I though I was going to die. I don’t eat popcorn anymore because of it.
6 posted on
05/26/2010 11:08:17 AM PDT by
truthguy
(Good intentions are not enough!)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Soooo, what food could not choke?
7 posted on
05/26/2010 11:08:19 AM PDT by
svcw
(Habakkuk 2:3)
To: WOBBLY BOB
What the hell’s he doing giving a 23-month-old popcorn?!
This is a failure of parenting, not the fault of the manufacturers.
Every single day the MSM continues to mercilessly beat the dead horse that is personal responsibility.
8 posted on
05/26/2010 11:08:37 AM PDT by
rarestia
(It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Hey, this almost took out President Bush. Just think what a label could have done to keep him from choking on those pretzels!
9 posted on
05/26/2010 11:09:18 AM PDT by
ReneeLynn
(Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
“How did he die?”
“Choked on the food label.”
10 posted on
05/26/2010 11:10:00 AM PDT by
jessduntno
(If someone calls me a racist I tell them, "you're just saying that because I'm white.")
To: WOBBLY BOB
All foods, except Jello, can choke you.
If any food is not Jello, it needs to have a "Not Jello" label so people know its not Jello.
11 posted on
05/26/2010 11:10:12 AM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
You can NEVER be too careful with your warnings!
To: WOBBLY BOB
There is no problem that cannot be solve by passing a law.
None.
20 posted on
05/26/2010 11:12:52 AM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
("The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law." -- Aristotle)
To: WOBBLY BOB
I can think of a certain congress critter who I wish would choke on a weiner!
To: WOBBLY BOB
The herd has to get thinned somehow.
22 posted on
05/26/2010 11:13:28 AM PDT by
PGR88
To: WOBBLY BOB
Where do you put the label on a ham sandwich?
25 posted on
05/26/2010 11:14:49 AM PDT by
MNlurker
To: WOBBLY BOB
seems to me that anything that can be put in the mouth is going to be labeled then right..??... i guess we just aren’t as smart as our elected officials....i would have never known i could choke eating something...
To: WOBBLY BOB
Of course, the title doesn’t even fit the actual situation. The baby inhaled popcorn remnants.
31 posted on
05/26/2010 11:17:54 AM PDT by
CSM
(Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Being careful with what foods you gave your toddler used to be called “good parenting”. Why was he feeding her popcorn?
34 posted on
05/26/2010 11:20:33 AM PDT by
Ellendra
(Can't starve us out, and you can't make us run. . . -Hank Jr.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
We need “Smart” masks that count how many times we chew and won’t allow us to swallow until we’ve chewed 25 time.
Hmmm. Forget you read that. I’m going to get a patent on it.
36 posted on
05/26/2010 11:23:44 AM PDT by
DManA
To: WOBBLY BOB; pandoraou812
Labels Urged for Food That Can Choke"If you're stupid don't eat this."
39 posted on
05/26/2010 11:33:10 AM PDT by
TigersEye
(0basma's father was a British subject. He can't be a "natural-born" citizen.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
The Philadelphia Eagles will have to label their pre-game playoff meals.
44 posted on
05/26/2010 11:39:46 AM PDT by
hometoroost
(Proverbs 8:36 - All those who hate me love death.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Somewhere Mama Cass cries, “Great timing, ass-wipes!”.
45 posted on
05/26/2010 11:41:45 AM PDT by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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