Bolivia Plans To Put Trace-Cocaine In Toothpaste, Cakes, Fake Coca-Cola And More

The Business Insider ^ | 5-14-2010 | Courtney Comstock

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Bolivia Plans To Put Trace-Cocaine In Toothpaste, Cakes, Fake Coca-Cola And More

Courtney Comstock
May. 14, 2010, 1:55 PM

The new Bolivian president, Evo Morales, has apparently encouraged the mass production of products made from the Coca leaf, the main ingredient in cocaine.

The Guardian reports that a Bolivian company this week released "Coca Colla," a product that is almost exactly the same as Coke, but is made with the rumored "original recipe" that uses Coca.

Washington apparently (obviously) hates the idea and warned Bolivia not to go ahead with it, but they did anyways and we should expect them to make more Coca products.

Morales thinks teas, syrups, toothpaste, liqueurs, sweets and cakes in particular would be perfect places for Coca.

Now check out the weird stuff our own government is selling -->

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[ClearCase_guy]

Of course, the US could respond by adding poison to all drug shipments that have been seized, and then putting the drugs back on the street.

If 10% or 20% of the users were to drop dead, I suppose "demand" for the product would go down.

But adulterating a product would be wrong.

[Red Badger]

I’ve got an idea! Let’s put it in a soft drink!.........................lie a Cola!..........

[norraad]

There was also another trace herb in the original great tasting recipe , it was made extinct by planes spraying poison to kill cocoa.

[Red Badger]

cocoa?.........No more chocolate?..........ARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Class II Imodium has opium in it. So, big deal.

[Buckeye McFrog]

this guy is a Rock Star to the hard-Left. Almost like Che Guevara come back to life. No doubt he is doing this specifically BECAUSE Washington told him they don’t like it.

[marktwain]

This looks like a pretty sophisticated plan to insure separation of Bolivia’s economy from the United States economy, through the use of our war on some drugs.

[mono]

Bring back that old Coca-Cola advertising slogan.....the pause that refreshes!

[Red Badger]

It’s the Real Thing!................I’d like to teach the world to sing...............

[bigfootbob]

???

[DCPatriot]

Bought a case of Coca-Cola at COSTCO...tall bottles made with pure cane sugar from Mexico.

No carbonation.....EWWWWWWWW!

$18.00 per case, too!

[Buckeye McFrog]

like, Wow, man....and it even has the Seal of Approval from the Bolivian Dental Society....

[Ann de IL]

Evo makes Hugo almost seem sane.

[chris_bdba]

Coke will probably sue since that was in their original recipe and removed sometime after 1900.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***Morales thinks teas, syrups, toothpaste, liqueurs, sweets and cakes in particular would be perfect places for Coca. ***

He must do something to cover the Chinese “flavorings”. ;-)

[griswold3]

i’ve always suspected they put something in those Krispy Kremes. They’re so addictive, I cannot buy them any more.

[Neidermeyer]

You could have bought Pepsi products , they have their full line in major retailers with pure cane sugar at the same prices as usual.