The NEW ballad of Jed Clampett
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor oil entrepreneur barely kept his family fed Then one day he was working for some food,
And up through the crowd come a bumbling fool (Arnold that is, RINO gold, more taxes please)
Well the first thing you know old Jed's taxes are to much to bear,
Kin folk said Jed move away from there!
Said California is no place for you to be
So they loaded up the truck and they moved from Beverly (gon back to the Hills they are, fishn holes, country and western stars)
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin
They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in
You're all invited back again to their new locality
To have a heaping helping of their hospitality (Redneck Hillbillies, is what the press call 'em now, Clingers of bibles and guns and to Obama no bow! Nice folks Y'all come back now, ya hear?)
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To: Kartographer
2 posted on
04/06/2010 2:08:51 PM PDT by
WOBBLY BOB
( FIRE STUPAK: LindaForCongress.com)
To: Kartographer
The most depressing thing about California is how far it has fallen.
It once represented the pinnacle of what America was meant to be. The liberal fools in their clueless, juvenile insanity have nearly pissed all of that magnificent largesse away.
The plight of the Golden State is nothing less than a national disgrace. That should make us all sad.
3 posted on
04/06/2010 2:11:51 PM PDT by
EyeGuy
To: Kartographer
From the article:
CA spends $859 million per year on imprisoned illegal immigrants.
4 posted on
04/06/2010 2:12:16 PM PDT by
re_nortex
(DP...that's what I like about Texas...)
To: Kartographer
There is a lot more than 15 depressing things about California
5 posted on
04/06/2010 2:12:22 PM PDT by
GeronL
(There is only a "Happily ever after" for you if you're the one writing your own script)
To: Kartographer
Lex Luthor: Bye bye California. Hello new west coast. My west coast...... Costa Del Lex. Luthorville. Marina del Lex. Otisburg - Otisburg? ![](http://www.supermantv.net/superman/dvds/lex-luthor.jpg)
7 posted on
04/06/2010 2:14:05 PM PDT by
Vaquero
(BHO....'The Pretenda from Kenya')
To: Kartographer
Basket case. They earned it fair and square.
8 posted on
04/06/2010 2:14:27 PM PDT by
HiTech RedNeck
(I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
To: Kartographer
The most depressing thing about CA?
It really is too big to fail.
Good luck to us all if it goes under.
9 posted on
04/06/2010 2:15:49 PM PDT by
jessduntno
( If someone calls me racist, I reply "you are just saying that because I'm white!")
To: Kartographer
15 worst things about CA:
1.Liberals
2.Progressives
3.Eco-Green-Nutcases
4.Illegals.
5. In your face homosexuals.
6. Hollywood pseudo-politicians.
7.Nancy Pelosi.
8.Barbara Boxer.
9. Henry Waxman
10.Maxine Waters.
11,12,13,14,15---repeat your worst 5 of the former 10.
vaudine
14 posted on
04/06/2010 2:30:12 PM PDT by
vaudine
To: Kartographer
16 posted on
04/06/2010 2:31:12 PM PDT by
SoCalPol
(Reagan Republican for Palin 2012)
To: Kartographer
4 good things about Cali: In’N Out Trader Joe’s Smart & Final Big 5 Sporting Goods.
17 posted on
04/06/2010 2:31:30 PM PDT by
185JHP
( "The thing thou purposest shall come to pass: And over all thy ways the light shall shine.")
To: Kartographer
Most depressing: EVERY State Legislator running for re-election in 2008 won. Every spending bill won—even though we were already broke.
We’ll see the same results this November.
The California electorate is SICK IN THE HEAD.
18 posted on
04/06/2010 2:31:57 PM PDT by
TruthHound
("He who does not punish evil commands it to be done." --Leonardo da Vinci)
To: Kartographer
one thing thats not depressing:
the weather. trust me on this.
To: Kartographer
20 posted on
04/06/2010 2:33:04 PM PDT by
SoCalPol
(Reagan Republican for Palin 2012)
To: Kartographer
Well, I don’t have to garage the Vette for the winter and the women dress scantily.
Ain’t ready to punch out just yet.
To: Kartographer
These programs include Healthy Families, CalWORKS, Adult Day Health Care, In-Home Supportive Services, California Food Assistance Program... This cheers me up.
34 posted on
04/06/2010 2:56:41 PM PDT by
Plutarch
To: Kartographer
Most of the "facts" are California's poor performance, by liberal standards. Fell from #1 to #48 in per-pupil spending is not a metric I'd be upset about.
38 posted on
04/06/2010 3:04:47 PM PDT by
Cyber Liberty
(Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
To: Kartographer
Yeah, well, we have great weather and the prettiest women.
AND, some areas are worse than others.
Still, I wouldn't want to be in LA or Oakland when the check don't cash...
42 posted on
04/06/2010 3:08:34 PM PDT by
Mariner
To: Kartographer
43 posted on
04/06/2010 3:11:13 PM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty. - Thomas Jefferson)
To: Kartographer
California is not going to be in drought this year. Rainfall has been pretty good.
48 posted on
04/06/2010 3:19:03 PM PDT by
truthguy
(Good intentions are not enough!)
To: Kartographer
California is reaping exactly what it has sown. I am very sorry for the many good people that live there and voted against this madness but the majority chose this fate.
52 posted on
04/06/2010 3:39:14 PM PDT by
muir_redwoods
(Obama: Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg)
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