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Easter Bunny is mugged
Mid hudson News ^
| 04/01/2010
Posted on 04/01/2010 2:27:36 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
FISHKILL – State Police are looking for the person who mugged the Easter Bunny in front of the Alps Sweet Shoppe on Main Street in Fishkill in the late afternoon on Wednesday.
Just before 5 p.m., a woman, dressed in a white rabbit costume, was attacked by an unknown assailant as she stood on the sidewalk in front of the shop.
The perp charged her and slamming her to the ground before fleeing on foot. The victim sustained minor injuries.
The attacker was seen running in the area of the post office. He is described as being about 17 years of age with blond hair. He was wearing blue jeans, a white T-shirt and a green zippered sweatshirt.
Police said since the incident occurred during rush hour, it is believed it a have been witnessed by passing motorists.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: assault; culturewar; easterbunny; grinchstoleeaster; napl; obamavoter; pwn3d; waroneaster
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To: jessduntno
I still can’t figure out why the Bunny apparently lays eggs. This might help explain things:
To: jessduntno
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posted on
04/01/2010 2:53:57 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(There is only a "Happily ever after" for you if you're the one writing your own script)
To: Responsibility2nd
You know, it’s not going to go well for the perp once Bugs finds out.
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posted on
04/01/2010 2:57:02 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Let’s help the crimesolvers break this one. Thousand to one the perp was from Philadelphia. Put up roadblocks and immediately arrest anyone in an Eagles jersey.
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posted on
04/01/2010 3:11:33 PM PDT
by
blau993
(Fight Gerbil Swarming)
To: Responsibility2nd
It’s stories like this that just get me hopping mad!
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posted on
04/01/2010 3:27:38 PM PDT
by
tanuki
(Obamacare, Cap and Tax, Amnesty, in that order....)
To: Responsibility2nd
THIS IS FOR BRODY!!
)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
04/01/2010 5:00:06 PM PDT
by
Bean Counter
(I keeps mah feathers numbered, for just such an emergency...)
To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"Of course you realize that this means war..."
To: Responsibility2nd
He is described as being about 17 years of age with blond hair. He was wearing blue jeans, a white T-shirt and a green zippered sweatshirt. White punk on dope.
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posted on
04/01/2010 6:52:24 PM PDT
by
csvset
To: Slings and Arrows
OMGosh! Keep the children away from this thread! They’ll be traumatized for life, what with the Easter Bunny’s being mugged. and the dog eating a bunny, and the rabbit and chicken... uh... and all that other stuff. Well, just keep the kids away!
To: Responsibility2nd
Filthy God hating sodomite beast!
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posted on
04/01/2010 8:13:42 PM PDT
by
Ptarmigan
(Remember The Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Bugs Bunny=Filthy Soul Damning Freak
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posted on
04/01/2010 8:14:07 PM PDT
by
Ptarmigan
(Remember The Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War!)
To: TheOldLady
To: Slings and Arrows; Tijeras_Slim
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posted on
04/01/2010 10:07:26 PM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(John has a long mustache)
To: Slings and Arrows
You nom bunnies? Or bunny eggs? Chicken?
How about deviled eggs? That’s what we’re having for Easter this year since we don’t color eggs anymore.
To: Responsibility2nd
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04/02/2010 6:48:59 AM PDT
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dfwgator
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To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
04/02/2010 7:18:12 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
To: humblegunner
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posted on
04/02/2010 7:21:43 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
To: Responsibility2nd
I didn’t expect the Michigan Christian Militia...
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posted on
04/02/2010 7:22:01 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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