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Baboons gobble grapes in South African wine region
AP ^ | Mar 23, 2010 | NASTASYA TAY

Posted on 03/25/2010 3:31:52 PM PDT by SJackson

JOHANNESBURG – Baboons, it seems, prefer pinot noir. They also like a nice chardonnay.

Largely undeterred by electric fences, hundreds of wild baboons in South Africa's prized wine country are finding the vineyards of ripe, succulent grapes to be an "absolute bonanza," said Justin O'Riain of the University of Cape Town.

Winemakers have resorted to using noisemakers and rubber snakes to try to drive the baboons off during harvest season.

"The poor baboons are driven to distraction," said O'Riain, who works in the university's Baboon Research Unit.

"As far as baboons are concerned, the combination of starch and sugar is very attractive — and that's your basic grape," he said.

Growers say the picky primates are partial to sweet pinot noir grapes, adding to the winemakers' woe: Pinot noir sells for more than the average merlot or cabernet sauvignon.

"They choose the nicest bunches, and you will see the ones they leave on the ground. If you taste them, they are sour," said Francois van Vuuren, farm manager at La Terra de Luc vineyards, 50 miles (80 kilometers) east of Cape Town. "They eat the sweetest ones and leave the rest."

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: africa; baboons; grapes; oenology; southafrica; wine
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To: Cold Heart

Well, with my suggestion I was hoping that by just killing a few, the rest would get the hint. They are pretty smart.


21 posted on 03/25/2010 5:09:03 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: SJackson; All

Was this anywhere near that place that Mike Rowe of “Dirty Jobs” did that show with the crazy monkey lady, Dawn Magowan?

She was NUTZ!!! Mike and the rest of the shows crew were being attacked and bitten by all the crazy monkeys and SHE was treating like it was no big deal!

Here’s the youtube link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPtqiyh6K94


22 posted on 03/25/2010 5:28:34 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy ("I AM JIM THOMPSON and moderates make me PUKE!!!")
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To: Mr. Jazzy

Monkeys are nasty. Ick.


23 posted on 03/25/2010 6:24:06 PM PDT by greatplains
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To: trisham; Tax-chick

This is a bit disturbing, I must say. If they forage as far as St. James’ Gate in Dublin, Ireland where Guinness is brewed, ring me up. I’ll bring a platoon of 3/5 Marines with me.

Francis, himself

PS I gave up beer for Lent. It has been the longest Lent of my entire life...


24 posted on 03/25/2010 7:11:05 PM PDT by Frank Sheed (Fr. V. R. Capodanno, Lt, USN, Catholic Chaplain. 3rd/5th, 1st Marine Div., FMF. MOH, posthumously.)
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To: Frank Sheed

Guinness isn’t made from grapes, so you’re safe. I’m sure they could use those Marines at the Sebeka winery, though!

Hang in there, FRiend - Lent is almost over!


25 posted on 03/25/2010 7:13:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Never apologize - it's a sign of weakness.)
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To: SJackson
"They choose the nicest bunches, and you will see the ones they leave on the ground. If you taste them, they are sour," said Francois van Vuuren, farm manager at La Terra de Luc vineyards, 50 miles (80 kilometers) east of Cape Town. "They eat the sweetest ones and leave the rest."

Obviously these are very talented animals, since they so quickly find only the choicest and ripest grapes. They should be trained to do the harvesting.

26 posted on 03/25/2010 7:16:49 PM PDT by thecodont
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To: SJackson

Umm, baboons love a smoky Pinotage like Clemenza. Who would think that a cross between a Queen grape like Pinot Noir and a garbage grape like Cinsault would be so tasty and perfect for a South African Braai (barbecue).


27 posted on 03/25/2010 7:21:08 PM PDT by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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To: trisham
Africa does have some very good wines.

Stay away from the reds from Algeria and Morocco.

28 posted on 03/25/2010 7:22:48 PM PDT by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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To: trisham; Tax-chick

If these things eat grapes, they may eat Hops. I’m having cold sweats just thinking about this. I need to make it through next week... [teeth chattering]

F


29 posted on 03/25/2010 7:40:03 PM PDT by Frank Sheed (Fr. V. R. Capodanno, Lt, USN, Catholic Chaplain. 3rd/5th, 1st Marine Div., FMF. MOH, posthumously.)
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To: Frank Sheed

You could give yourself an Exception for Palm Sunday.


30 posted on 03/26/2010 5:13:51 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Never apologize - it's a sign of weakness.)
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To: Frank Sheed

:) It’s nice to see you, Mr. Sheed.


31 posted on 03/26/2010 7:44:27 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: SJackson


"He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife!"


32 posted on 03/26/2010 7:50:27 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Entitlements will do to America what drugs eventually do to addicts)
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To: Secret Agent Man

With my suggestion I was hoping the comotion would bring the rest in and there would be more shooting :)


33 posted on 03/26/2010 10:40:08 AM PDT by Cold Heart
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